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Mediamoguli: Jotenkin vaikuttais että ideana ihan kiva mutta mnettiläiset käy rölöttämässä palvelun lukkoon.
 
Tai sitten kukaan ei jaksa niistä hyvistä keskusteluista kertoa.
 
Minä puhuin äsken todella pitkään jonkun korealaisen kanssa ihan asiaa ja oli kivaa.

Mediamoguli: Jotenkin vaikuttais että ideana ihan kiva mutta mnettiläiset käy rölöttämässä palvelun lukkoon.
 
Tai sitten kukaan ei jaksa niistä hyvistä keskusteluista kertoa.
 
Onhan niistä kerrottu!

Mediamoguli: Jotenkin vaikuttais että ideana ihan kiva mutta mnettiläiset käy rölöttämässä palvelun lukkoon.
 
Tai sitten kukaan ei jaksa niistä hyvistä keskusteluista kertoa.
 
Mä oon tavannu yhden suomalaisen siellä joka ei ollu mnetistä. Pastetaan nyt sitte eräs mahtava keskustelu jonka kävin, katotaan mahtuuko yhteen viestiin:
 
You: I'm not into politics, I'm into survival
Stranger: great
Stranger: that's good for u
You: The difference is... I'm just going to kill you.
Stranger: sure
Stranger: u can
Stranger: the last person attempted that
Stranger: he's dead now
Stranger: :D
You: If I am not me, who da hell am I?
Stranger: am
You: if they don't have the guts, I call them girlie men
You: there was no sex for 14 days.
Stranger: but u can't do that do me
Stranger: try havin 1 now
You: it's kinda hard to have sex with chicks
You: i don't know how i fit my vag in there
Stranger: try find a hen
You: vac i mean
You: the vacuum
Stranger: hmm i know
Stranger: get some air in there first
You: I can promise you that when I go to Sacramento, I will pump up Sacramento
Stranger: now don't use words that i don't understand
Stranger: what's sacramento?
You: It's a thing about to get pumped!
Stranger: ok
Stranger: where are u from?
Stranger: usa?
You: yes but born in germany
Stranger: may be
Stranger: but u're an american now
You: Correct.
Stranger: u people never do anything simply
You: Don't worry about that.
Stranger: eat food with ur forks pointed downward and heads upwards
You: I saw this toilet bowl. How many times do you get away with this to take a woman, grab her upside down, and bury her face in a toilet bowl? I wanted to have something floating there ...
Stranger: hey u're copyin from the net and pastin here
You: As much as when you see a blonde with great tits and a great ass, you say to yourself, 'Hey, she must be stupid or must have nothing else to offer,' which maybe is the case many times.
Stranger: can't u write something on ur own?
Stranger: u're a female isn't it?
You: The best activities for your health are pumping and humping.
Stranger: sure they are
You: May be
Stranger: yes u are
You: Having a pump is like having sex. I train two, sometimes three times a day. Each time I get a pump. It's great. I feel like I'm coming all day.
Stranger: i'm sure about that
Stranger: a female with no love in her life
Stranger: everyone looks to u as a sex toy
You: I have inhaled, exhaled everything.
Stranger: i know
Stranger: i can sense that
Stranger: u're in d wrong hands now girl
You: I think that gay marriage should be between a man and a woman.
Stranger: sure
Stranger: and what about lesbians?
Stranger: what'll they d?
Stranger: do?
You: That was another thing I will never forgive the Republican Party for.
You: I was ashamed to call myself a Republican during that period
Stranger: u're a republican?
Stranger: u're a hypocrite
You: Correct.
Stranger: take my words
You: I will pump up
Stranger: no u can't
Stranger: told u
You: Don't worry about that.
Stranger: u're wid the wrong person now
You: I love him and Maria does too
Stranger: whats ur name?
You: They call me The Governor
Stranger: and is maria ur frnd?
You: I love him
Stranger: good for u
Stranger: i loved a girl too
Stranger: but she loved someone else
Stranger: so i left her to him
You: Don't worry about that.
Stranger: that's love
Stranger: love is sacrifice
You: I call them girlie men
Stranger: call whatever u want
Stranger: i don't care
Stranger: i won her heart
Stranger: i won everything
You: there was no sex for 14 days
Stranger: come to me
Stranger: we
Stranger: will cry over that
You: I didn't do it to a woman
Stranger: u're not a lesbian
Stranger: ?
Stranger: i thought u are
You: gay marriage should be between a man and a woman
Stranger: u're d governer
Stranger: make a law
You: If she's a good f**k she can weigh 150 pounds, I don't care
Stranger: tell me in kilograms
You: Don't worry about that
Stranger: i can't convert pounds to kgs now
You: ~over 9000
Stranger: u're sure a woman
Stranger: too poor in mathematics
Stranger: :)
You: Correct.
Stranger: i always am
You: I feel like I'm coming all day
Stranger: cumming?
Stranger: or coming
Stranger: ?
You: Wrong
Stranger: right
You: Wrong!
Stranger: right
You: I decided to get a bikini wax
Stranger: so what happened?
Stranger: got ur skin ripped off??
You: From the time they get up in the morning and flush the toilet, they're waxed.
You: I saw this toilet bowl.
You: I wanted to have something floating there
Stranger: yeah then u saw d woman and all
Stranger: leave it
Stranger: so maria married him?
You: I know that you will help me recall him.
Stranger: he he
Stranger: yea i will
Stranger: love me or leave me
Stranger: choice is urs
You: We don't want to get to that extent
Stranger: love isn't abt sex
Stranger: love can be between 2 frnds
You: Each time I get a pump. It's great
Stranger: so lets get pumping
You: The best activities for your health are pumping and humping
Stranger: u got a facebook profile?
Stranger: ??
You: http://www.facebook.com/joinarnold
Stranger: ???
Stranger: ????
Stranger: hey terminator
You: Correct
Stranger: i'm john connor
Stranger: ur master
Stranger: obey me
You: Chill out, dickwad.
Stranger: jhon orders u to fuck urself
You: I need a vacation
Stranger: and let maria and him live peacefully
You: It has to end here
Stranger: no it begins here
You: I cannot self-terminate
Stranger: stop cursing them
Stranger: try ur luck somewhere else
You: Come with me if you want to live
Stranger: take me wid u
You: Of course; I'm a terminator
Stranger: will u protect me?
You: Of course; I'm a terminator
Stranger: then find me a good wife
Stranger: like john connor had
You: I have detailed files on human anatomy
You: The more contact I have with humans, the more I learn
Stranger: scan some and get me a nice and good girl
You: Negative. She's not a mission priority
Stranger: she's d priority
Stranger: i'm john
Stranger: i order u
You: Negative
Stranger: make it +ve
You: No.
Stranger: do it u silly woman
You: The T-1000's highest probability for success now will be to copy Sarah Connor and to wait for you to make contact with her
Stranger: cyborg idiot
Stranger: do what i say
You: copy Sarah Connor and to wait for you to make contact with her
Stranger: sarah connor?
Stranger: that's my mom
Stranger: i know where she is
Stranger: shez fine
Stranger: now shez called maria
Stranger: u know her?
You: Yes
Stranger: she stole something from u
Stranger: isn't it?
You: Yes
Stranger: let it be
You: it is something I can never do.
Stranger: why what's wrong?
Stranger: did u really love him?
You: Yes. It launches its missiles against the targets in Russia
Stranger: oh st peitersberg
Stranger: gr8
You: Correct
Stranger: blast em off
You: The T1000 will definitely try to reacquire you there
Stranger: u can't get me
Stranger: i'm 10 times smarter than u are
You: No. There is one more chip
Stranger: becoz i'm john connor
You: Let off some steam, Bennett
Stranger: forget it
You: a guy I trusted for years wants me dead
You: stop screwing around and let the girl go, it's me that you want, I only have one arm, you can beat me!
Stranger: iwant d girl
You: I let him go
Stranger: her
You: Wrong!
Stranger: right
You: I remember you
Stranger: sure u will
You: All I care about is Jenny.
You: I let him go
Stranger: u're after my wife jenny
Stranger: ?
Stranger: u bitch
Stranger: leave her
You: Negative
Stranger: +ve
You: I can hear him barking
Stranger: who ur dad?
Stranger: maybe
Stranger: let him do that
You: Jenny.
Stranger: oh
Stranger: u hav very bad gender sense
You: He'll live
Connection imploded.

Aika hauska palvelu kun osuu hyvä tyyppi kohdalle. Juttelin jonkun taiwanilaisen kanssa politiikasta ja suomalaisesta heavysta, ja 16-vuotiaan masentuneen skottilaisen kanssa uskonnosta ja jalkapallosta :)

Ainii. Piti kertoa mutta jotenki unohtu, tästä keskustelusta on kyllä aikaa aika paljon mutta kuitenkin. Elikkäs tapasin yhen suomalaisen siellä ja ajattelin hieman pelleillä sen kanssa:
 
You: hey there
Stranger: hi
You: how are you doing?
Stranger: doing good. watching some tv. you?
You: just relaxing after work. what are you watching?
Stranger: just some movie. godzilla or something. japanese movie from the 80s
You: good stuff!
You: you like tv?
Stranger: yeah. I like tv
You: ahh cool
You: i'm in the business so that's good to hear
Stranger: oh. what channel do you work for
You: nbc mostly
You: what's your name?
Stranger: my name's jani
Stranger: what's yours
You: jimmy
You: you ever watch late night tv?
Stranger: yeah, I used to watch late night with conan o'brien when it aired here in finland
You: ohhh you know he's not the host of that show anymore, some other total loser is
Stranger: yeah. they are showing the tonight show now
You: can i tell you a secret?
Stranger: sure
You: i'm the new host of late night
Stranger: you're jimmy fallon?
Stranger: wow
You: yeahhh
Stranger: this is great. too bad they are not showing your program here, but I have seen clips from it. i think it's terrific
You: well thanks, i think we're getting into the swing of it

Mutta kyllä minulle ainakin keskustelun jälkeen jäi sellainen vaikutelma että se tosiaan oli Jimmy Fallon
 
Hahahaha :D Kyllä kyllä.

juhismatti: Kurkkaappas 8 sivulle :D
 
Mä epäilen että tässä on nyt 911-tason salaliittoilua ja you/stranger-sanojen kopypaskoilua.
 
e: mitäs nyt tapahtuu

BassLass: Hahahaha :D Kyllä kyllä.
 
no älä nyt, et sä pysty mitenkään todistaan et se olit oikeasti sä joka ton kirjotit, ja ettet vaan kopioinut jimmy fallonin tekstiä tästä ketjusta

hibernance: no älä nyt, et sä pysty mitenkään todistaan et se olit oikeasti sä joka ton kirjotit, ja ettet vaan kopioinut jimmy fallonin tekstiä tästä ketjusta
 
No sain mä ainakin yhtä huijattua =) HÄHÄHÄ.

BassLass: No sain mä ainakin yhtä huijattua =) HÄHÄHÄ.
 
Remember when I promised to kill you last? Penis.

Heitän parhaillani läppää new yorkilaisen muusikon kanssa yrtistä ja 60-luvun rockista, en olis aikaisempien kokemusten perusteella uskonut että jotain rakentavaakin juttua voi syntyä, hehheh.

juhismatti: Remember when I promised to kill you last? Penis.
 
Plussaa siitä että ihan oikeasti lenti räät näytölle kun luin tän. Repesin kyllä ihan totaalisesti, olisikohan kellonajalla jotain tekemistä asian kanssa?
 
Ja siis tuo dannyn Jimmy Fallon-läppä oli vaan hyvää trollailua? Olihan?

EPIC!
 
Stranger: want to make children?
You: of course
Stranger: fuck. yes.
Stranger: my life is complete as of today!
You: do you have a pussy?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Stranger: hi
Stranger: are you as horny as i am?
You: yes. my terminator-cunt is on shredding-position and it will exterminate cocks rapidly
You: you want to have TERMINATOR-SEX?
You: My model is T-69
Stranger: um on aim?
You: first u must prove to be a half-human half machine
Stranger: i hav a cam
Stranger: ill show u on aim
You: open up your wrist on upload an image to imageshack
You: show me your machine on the inside!!!!
Stranger: add me on aim (i hav a cam): samonaimchat
You: first u must prove to be a cyborg!
You: i now have a banana in my ass. will you eat it out for me?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Heh! Oli äsken paras keskustelu minkä olen tuolla käynyt erään Amerikkalaisen kanssa!
 
Kaveri aloitti näin
Stranger: Want to lick my asshole?
 
Jatkoi suunnilleen tota tahtia ja haukkui pedofiiliksi, mutta juttelun yhteydessä huomattiin että meillähän on paljon yhteistä! Puhuttiin siinä sitten Eurooppalaisten ja Amerikkalaisten naisten eroista, musiikista, leffoista, jalkapallosta ym.
 
45min Lensi siivillä!

Dipsetcityboy: Plussaa siitä että ihan oikeasti lenti räät näytölle kun luin tän. Repesin kyllä ihan totaalisesti, olisikohan kellonajalla jotain tekemistä asian kanssa?
 
Ja siis tuo dannyn Jimmy Fallon-läppä oli vaan hyvää trollailua? Olihan?
 
No en nyt hyvästä puhuis, mutta trollailua kuitenkin.

Vittu luin koko ketjun läpi ja sain makiat naurut vielä kun väsyttää ihan saatanasti. Ahdistavan kuuloisa nuo pervot ja että joku ettii IP-osoitteen ja tulee tänne raiskaamaan, muttta voisi nyt yön yli kerätä rohkeutta ja aamulla testata.
 
Toivon juuri jotain viisasta samanhenkistä juttuseuraa sieltä. Ainakin koulussamme jotkut tuntui ihan innoissaan tätä käyttävän.

Stranger: Are you a horny girl
You: Yes
Stranger: Want me to be your slave
You: Yes
You: Go get me some pizza
You: NOW!!!
 
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Nyt tuota uskalsin kokeilla ja parin peruskyselijän jälkeen juttelen nyt jonkun Wisconsilaisen tyypin kanssa, mutta eipä tunnu olevan oikein juttutuulella kun ei mitään irtoa.
 
Kertokaapas siis, että mitä kannattaisi kysyä/sanoa, että saataisiin kiinnostava keskustelu käyntiin.
 
Edit: Tylsä sivusto, hyvä, että edes alkutervehdyksiä pidemmälle pääsee. Kokeillaan myöhemmin uudelleen.