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Mediamoguli: Jotenkin vaikuttais että ideana ihan kiva mutta mnettiläiset käy rölöttämässä palvelun lukkoon.
 
Tai sitten kukaan ei jaksa niistä hyvistä keskusteluista kertoa.
 
Mä oon tavannu yhden suomalaisen siellä joka ei ollu mnetistä. Pastetaan nyt sitte eräs mahtava keskustelu jonka kävin, katotaan mahtuuko yhteen viestiin:
 
You: I'm not into politics, I'm into survival
Stranger: great
Stranger: that's good for u
You: The difference is... I'm just going to kill you.
Stranger: sure
Stranger: u can
Stranger: the last person attempted that
Stranger: he's dead now
Stranger: :D
You: If I am not me, who da hell am I?
Stranger: am
You: if they don't have the guts, I call them girlie men
You: there was no sex for 14 days.
Stranger: but u can't do that do me
Stranger: try havin 1 now
You: it's kinda hard to have sex with chicks
You: i don't know how i fit my vag in there
Stranger: try find a hen
You: vac i mean
You: the vacuum
Stranger: hmm i know
Stranger: get some air in there first
You: I can promise you that when I go to Sacramento, I will pump up Sacramento
Stranger: now don't use words that i don't understand
Stranger: what's sacramento?
You: It's a thing about to get pumped!
Stranger: ok
Stranger: where are u from?
Stranger: usa?
You: yes but born in germany
Stranger: may be
Stranger: but u're an american now
You: Correct.
Stranger: u people never do anything simply
You: Don't worry about that.
Stranger: eat food with ur forks pointed downward and heads upwards
You: I saw this toilet bowl. How many times do you get away with this to take a woman, grab her upside down, and bury her face in a toilet bowl? I wanted to have something floating there ...
Stranger: hey u're copyin from the net and pastin here
You: As much as when you see a blonde with great tits and a great ass, you say to yourself, 'Hey, she must be stupid or must have nothing else to offer,' which maybe is the case many times.
Stranger: can't u write something on ur own?
Stranger: u're a female isn't it?
You: The best activities for your health are pumping and humping.
Stranger: sure they are
You: May be
Stranger: yes u are
You: Having a pump is like having sex. I train two, sometimes three times a day. Each time I get a pump. It's great. I feel like I'm coming all day.
Stranger: i'm sure about that
Stranger: a female with no love in her life
Stranger: everyone looks to u as a sex toy
You: I have inhaled, exhaled everything.
Stranger: i know
Stranger: i can sense that
Stranger: u're in d wrong hands now girl
You: I think that gay marriage should be between a man and a woman.
Stranger: sure
Stranger: and what about lesbians?
Stranger: what'll they d?
Stranger: do?
You: That was another thing I will never forgive the Republican Party for.
You: I was ashamed to call myself a Republican during that period
Stranger: u're a republican?
Stranger: u're a hypocrite
You: Correct.
Stranger: take my words
You: I will pump up
Stranger: no u can't
Stranger: told u
You: Don't worry about that.
Stranger: u're wid the wrong person now
You: I love him and Maria does too
Stranger: whats ur name?
You: They call me The Governor
Stranger: and is maria ur frnd?
You: I love him
Stranger: good for u
Stranger: i loved a girl too
Stranger: but she loved someone else
Stranger: so i left her to him
You: Don't worry about that.
Stranger: that's love
Stranger: love is sacrifice
You: I call them girlie men
Stranger: call whatever u want
Stranger: i don't care
Stranger: i won her heart
Stranger: i won everything
You: there was no sex for 14 days
Stranger: come to me
Stranger: we
Stranger: will cry over that
You: I didn't do it to a woman
Stranger: u're not a lesbian
Stranger: ?
Stranger: i thought u are
You: gay marriage should be between a man and a woman
Stranger: u're d governer
Stranger: make a law
You: If she's a good f**k she can weigh 150 pounds, I don't care
Stranger: tell me in kilograms
You: Don't worry about that
Stranger: i can't convert pounds to kgs now
You: ~over 9000
Stranger: u're sure a woman
Stranger: too poor in mathematics
Stranger: :)
You: Correct.
Stranger: i always am
You: I feel like I'm coming all day
Stranger: cumming?
Stranger: or coming
Stranger: ?
You: Wrong
Stranger: right
You: Wrong!
Stranger: right
You: I decided to get a bikini wax
Stranger: so what happened?
Stranger: got ur skin ripped off??
You: From the time they get up in the morning and flush the toilet, they're waxed.
You: I saw this toilet bowl.
You: I wanted to have something floating there
Stranger: yeah then u saw d woman and all
Stranger: leave it
Stranger: so maria married him?
You: I know that you will help me recall him.
Stranger: he he
Stranger: yea i will
Stranger: love me or leave me
Stranger: choice is urs
You: We don't want to get to that extent
Stranger: love isn't abt sex
Stranger: love can be between 2 frnds
You: Each time I get a pump. It's great
Stranger: so lets get pumping
You: The best activities for your health are pumping and humping
Stranger: u got a facebook profile?
Stranger: ??
You: http://www.facebook.com/joinarnold
Stranger: ???
Stranger: ????
Stranger: hey terminator
You: Correct
Stranger: i'm john connor
Stranger: ur master
Stranger: obey me
You: Chill out, dickwad.
Stranger: jhon orders u to fuck urself
You: I need a vacation
Stranger: and let maria and him live peacefully
You: It has to end here
Stranger: no it begins here
You: I cannot self-terminate
Stranger: stop cursing them
Stranger: try ur luck somewhere else
You: Come with me if you want to live
Stranger: take me wid u
You: Of course; I'm a terminator
Stranger: will u protect me?
You: Of course; I'm a terminator
Stranger: then find me a good wife
Stranger: like john connor had
You: I have detailed files on human anatomy
You: The more contact I have with humans, the more I learn
Stranger: scan some and get me a nice and good girl
You: Negative. She's not a mission priority
Stranger: she's d priority
Stranger: i'm john
Stranger: i order u
You: Negative
Stranger: make it +ve
You: No.
Stranger: do it u silly woman
You: The T-1000's highest probability for success now will be to copy Sarah Connor and to wait for you to make contact with her
Stranger: cyborg idiot
Stranger: do what i say
You: copy Sarah Connor and to wait for you to make contact with her
Stranger: sarah connor?
Stranger: that's my mom
Stranger: i know where she is
Stranger: shez fine
Stranger: now shez called maria
Stranger: u know her?
You: Yes
Stranger: she stole something from u
Stranger: isn't it?
You: Yes
Stranger: let it be
You: it is something I can never do.
Stranger: why what's wrong?
Stranger: did u really love him?
You: Yes. It launches its missiles against the targets in Russia
Stranger: oh st peitersberg
Stranger: gr8
You: Correct
Stranger: blast em off
You: The T1000 will definitely try to reacquire you there
Stranger: u can't get me
Stranger: i'm 10 times smarter than u are
You: No. There is one more chip
Stranger: becoz i'm john connor
You: Let off some steam, Bennett
Stranger: forget it
You: a guy I trusted for years wants me dead
You: stop screwing around and let the girl go, it's me that you want, I only have one arm, you can beat me!
Stranger: iwant d girl
You: I let him go
Stranger: her
You: Wrong!
Stranger: right
You: I remember you
Stranger: sure u will
You: All I care about is Jenny.
You: I let him go
Stranger: u're after my wife jenny
Stranger: ?
Stranger: u bitch
Stranger: leave her
You: Negative
Stranger: +ve
You: I can hear him barking
Stranger: who ur dad?
Stranger: maybe
Stranger: let him do that
You: Jenny.
Stranger: oh
Stranger: u hav very bad gender sense
You: He'll live
Connection imploded.