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Stranger: are u a horny girl with webcam ?
You: rölölölllll
You: heikkijärvinen
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You: hi
Stranger: hii
You: where are you from?
Stranger: rus
You: i am from finland
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Do svidanja

You: -.-
Stranger: ri
Stranger: ni ma de
You: (en ymmärrä venäjäksi, kyrillisillä)
Stranger: do you know squaer??
You: yeah, it's a square of four lines
Stranger: from？？
You: Finland
Stranger: ok you are so sb
You: and so fridayish
Stranger: your english is soso
You: men min svenska är mycket värre
Stranger: 죽음
Stranger: speak
You: I don't feel like it
You: trying to get a VST host for Foobar
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You: hello You
Stranger: hello
You: they call me... the stranger
You: cue: dramatic music
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Stranger: hey
You: third time's the charm
Stranger: what?
You: Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Stranger: ...
Stranger: what can i say
Stranger: where you from
You: Finland
Stranger: cool
You: indeed
Stranger: what?
You: it's cool here
Stranger: yes
Stranger: it'better than my place
You: you live in a warm place?
Stranger: wait for a minute
Stranger: i have to do some housework
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You: yep
Stranger: what can i do?
You: anything you want
Stranger: pls take me advice
Stranger: i have nothing to do
You: you could try for a world record in piling playing cards
Stranger: nope
Stranger: it will take me much time
Stranger: i want anything fun and now
You: try it when it's at least 5 m/s wind...
Stranger: :/
Stranger: ok
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Stranger: photobucket?
You: ;o
You: nah, I use my hard drive
Stranger: daamn
Stranger: sending naked pics via internet fail dude
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You: >.<
Stranger: hi~
You: hell-o
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perjantaikeskustelut...

Stranger: hi
Stranger: asl?
You: hey
You: A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: sorry im boring
Stranger: m/f?
Stranger: age?

Stranger: hello
You: knock knock
Stranger: who's there
You: disco
Stranger: disco who?
You: disconnected

You: hi
Stranger: hey
You: whats up
Stranger: FUCKIN nothing
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Tää on kyllä niin paskaa nykyään. En käytä enää, vaikka hauska oliki jokusen kuukauden.

Stranger: hi are you a horny girl?
You: YEESSS
You: HORRRNY
Stranger: oh yeah
Stranger: webcam?
You: YESSS
Stranger: msn?
You: YEP
Stranger: can you give it to me!
You: uareamiserablebastard@mns.com
Stranger: thanks
You: ur welcome
Stranger: why your not online?
You: because you are an idiot
Stranger: kill yourself
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Joskus tulee keskusteltua ihan vakaviakin. Eilen intin jonkun venäläisen kanssa sodasta.

Planetist: Stranger: hello
You: knock knock
Stranger: who's there
You: disco
Stranger: disco who?
You: disconnected
 
Repesin :D

Melkein meni jo usko koko hommaan, mutta välillä sattuu:
 
Stranger: hi
Stranger: you are?
You: I agree
Stranger: ??
You: that I am
You: you'd think typing would be a sure-fire way to tell... but then again I could be a ghost in the machine
You: you never know :P
Stranger: i see
You: that's nice to hear
Stranger: you have girl friend?
You: nope
Stranger: i think i wanna have one
You: machines don't have one
Stranger: but i got some problem
You: they just hang around, waiting for 1 or 0
Stranger: ok
You: girls seem to prefer a 0
Stranger: i wanna ask your opinion
You: especially many of them, following a 1
Stranger: i have 2 girls who i like
Stranger: i wanna
You: input a plug into socket 1?
Stranger: take one of them to dating
Stranger: ha?
You: it saves you instruction cycles to just buy one instead of pushing many a button without a manual
Stranger: where were you made?
You: it says Made In China somewhere, I think
Stranger: i see
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Stranger: hi
You: hah
You: hello
Stranger: from??
You: Finläänd
You: zero points
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Stranger: hey
You: _(o,
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You: 3200 users... somebody must be talkative :P
Stranger: uh
You: I think I just broke some record
You: one line before the stranger quit
You: :D
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You: :-q
Stranger: is that a whistle?
You: :6~
You: :9~
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You: Hi!
Stranger: hi
You: so, how's it hanging
Stranger: what?
You: I was thinking that too
Stranger: You must be crazy?
You: only when I'm not sae
You: n
You: typoing kinda limits it
Stranger: Fuck you
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Stranger: hi
Stranger: m/f
You: pillua sä täällä oot hakemassa saatana
Stranger: turk?
You: jumalauta saatana
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Onhan tuolla ollut kivoja keskusteluita noiden perus kräppisten seassa, mutta mua vaivaa mun nettiyhteys, joka poikkeaa n. kerran vartissa, jättäen keskustelukumppanin varottamatta.

Stranger: naked horney male here, you?
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You: Komodon pihevipeli http://www.veriryhma.org/komodon_pihevipeli.swf
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EDIT: En ehtiny montaa pistää :'(
 
EDIT2:
 
Stranger: your mum told me that you love dick as much as her
You: Muusikoiden.net ruulz
Stranger: that's a place for homos
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Tulihan sekin sitten selväks!

Juttelin omeglessa erään suomalaisen kanssa ja kävikin selväksi että se on mun kaverin kaveri.

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A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
 
Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: m/f?
You: milf
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Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
 
Stranger: hey man woman?
You: ladyboy
Stranger: nice!
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Stranger: hey
You: joo päivää
Stranger: Huh ?
You: älä muuta sano
Stranger: Say what ?
You: ei mitään
Stranger: why not in english?
You: ei jaksa
Stranger: why ?
You: väsyttää
Stranger: why ?
You: kaamee darra
Stranger: why ?
You: no oluesta tuli
Stranger: Why ?
You: mitennii
Stranger: ?
You: joo se on vähä semmosta joskus
Stranger: WHY ?`!
You: no siks
Stranger: :(
You: niin se vaan on. Ei voi mitään
Stranger: Vois sille. Lopettais vaa juopottelun. DUUUh :DD
You: hahha
You: vois kai
Stranger: mm-m
You: mut kyl nyt perjantaina voi vähä
Stranger: jaa-a
You: nii
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Tää oli tossa äske:
 
Stranger: Lisa?
You: yes
Stranger: we need to talk.
You: of course
You: what is it
Stranger: i know you're a murderer, lisa.
You: oh shit, don't tell anyone
Stranger: i told everybody.
You: what have you done!
Stranger: if you'll kill me, they'll send cops here.
You: i can't kill you, cos i'd have to chop you in pieces and throw you in ocean in plastic bags like dexter does
You: i wouldn't have time to do that
Stranger: but why, lisa? why did you kill them?
You: I don't know
You: it's all so blurry...
You: in my mind
You: i think i'm losing it
Stranger: i can get you help.
You: i think it is too late for that
You: blood stains on my... hands
Stranger: ok, calm down... we can fix this...
You: o.. ok
Stranger: just pick up the phone and call the cops.
You: yeah...
You: oh wait, there's a tempting knife on the table next to the phone...
Stranger: i'm not going to pick up that knife.
You: no you aren't cos I AM
You: DIE!!!
You: *stab stab stab*
Stranger: NOOOOOOO!!!!!
You: HA HAH AAHAHAHAAAAAA
Stranger: *weak voice* w-why?
You: because of the rental movie delay bill
You: *last kick on the face*
Stranger: ow.... *dies*
You: *carries the body at the yard and buries it, when neighour comes asking "Lisa? we need to talk..."*
Stranger: well, i found out some stuff about you, lisa.
You: oh shit you didn't
You: oh, pardon me for my profanity
You: fuck
You: i mean...
Stranger: is everything okay, lisa?
You: hell it is!
You: what is wrong with you! why are you stalking me like that?
You: go fuck yourself
Stranger: i'm not! i just heard people shouting, i wanted to know, that's all!
Stranger: jeeze...
You: yeah, here's what happens when you resist the system! he just tried to pay the delay bill for the rental place, but men in black came and cut his throath just like that
You: and made me bury his corpse!
You: how great is that
You: i mean
You: how horrible is that
Stranger: i think i'm going to call the cops now, lisa...
Stranger: stay here/
You: well, you'd better not to, cos they said that i had to silence the witnessers
You: each and every one of them...
You: *swing of a knife*
Stranger: NO!
You: YES!! HAHAHAA!
Stranger: what are you doing, lisa?!
You: just checkin that your blood is red
Stranger: you're mad!
You: no, you're scum!
You: waste of humanity!
You: DIE LIKE A PIG!
Stranger: NOOOOOOO!
Stranger: we...we can.. we can talk this over...
You: of course we can *beheads him*
Stranger: *dies after 8 seconds of screaming*
You: funny that eight seconds of which the loose head lives after being cut off of the body
Stranger: *can't reply because he's dead*
You: AHAHAHAA!
You: *stabs herself in the stomach*
You: *for 27,8 times*
Stranger: *feels glad in heaven*
You: *drags herself on the road before dies*
You: *truck drives over her*
You: *then reverses again over her*
You: *dead for good*
Stranger: *yells "yay!" in heaven*
You: I'll stab you here in heaven too!
You: *stab x 100*
Stranger: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You: *nothing happens*
You: shit...
Stranger: YAY!
You: *satan realises that lisa belongs to hell and swallows her*
You: NOOOOO FUCKING HELL!!
Stranger: YAY!
You: *satan eternally rapes her soul in fucking hell*
Stranger: YAY!
You: *and kills her afterlife*
Stranger: YAY!
You: end of the story?
Stranger: well, unless you had a daughter which seeks revenge, then yes, that's the end.
You: she had a daughter that wants to repeat Arnold Schwarzenegger's one liners
You: GET DOWN
You: *!
Stranger: i see.
Stranger: GET INTO THA CHOPPA and so forth?
You: yeah, IT*S NOT A TUMAH!
Stranger: LOL
You: NOW, I'D LIKE JUST TO GET TO KNOW YOU
You: WHO IS YOUR DADDY AND WHAT DOES HE DO
Stranger: MR. T is my daddy. he kills bad guys.
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Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: m/f?
Stranger: old please
You: is 28 old enough?
Stranger: m/f?
You: If you want older I can't really help
Stranger: ???
Stranger: from?
You: Home. I've got interet connection right here in my livingroom
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