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Onkos varastossa mitään hauskoja läppiä Kitaristeilta tai bändeiltä. Tässä pari:
 
"You can do a lot with three chords, and that's all we've needed. It's certainly all we know"
 
Billy F. Gibbons.
 
"Does anybody call me Ian? My mum. everyone else knows me as fuckin' Lemmy."
 
-Motörheadin Lemmy vaikka basisti onkin.

"You can do a lot with three chords, and that's all we've needed. It's certainly all we know"
 
Billy F. Gibbons.
 
Jostain haastattelusta muistan lukeneeni, että kun Gibbonsilta kysyttiin pahinta virhettä jonka ovat tehneet musiikkiuransa aikana, niin vastaus oli, jotta neljännen soinnun opetteleminen...

Jazz is not dead...it just smells funny.
 
Stupidity is the basic building block of the universe.
 
There is no hell. There is only France.
 
Don't mind your make-up, you'd better make your mind up.
 
Without music to decorate it, time is just a bunch of boring production deadlines or dates by which bills must be paid.
 
It is always advisable to be a loser if you cannot become a winner.
 
A mind is like a parachute. It doesnt work if it's not open.
 
If we can't be free at least we can be cheap.
 
Sometimes you got to get sick before you can feel better.
 
You can't be a Real Country unless you have a BEER and an airline - it helps if you have some kind of a football team or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a BEER.
 
There will never be a nuclear war; there's too much real estate involved.
 
Consider for a moment any beauty in the name Ralph.
 
Why do you necessarily have to be wrong just because a few million people think you are?
 
Outdoors for me is walking from the car to the ticket desk at the airport
 
You drank beer, you played golf, you watched football - WE EVOLVED!
 
You have just destroyed one model XQJ-37 nuclear powered pansexual roto-plooker....and you're gonna have to pay for it.
 
Interviewer: "So Frank, you have long hair. Does that make you a woman?"
FZ: "You have a wooden leg. Does that make you a table?"
 
Without deviation from the norm, 'progress' is not possible.
 
It's better to have something to remember than nothing to reget...
 
Who are the brain police?
 
The people of your century no longer require the service of composers.
A composer is as useful to a person in a jogging suit as a dinsoaur turd in the middle of his runway.
 
There are more love songs than anything else.
If songs could make you do something we'd all love one another.
 
I'm not black, but there's a whole lot of times I wish I could say I'm not white.
 
Most people wouldn't know good music if it came up and bit them in the ass.
 
Politics is the entertainment branch of industry.
 

 
-Frank Zappa

Humour doesn't belong in to the music.
 
- FZ

Frankissa oli munaa..

Interviewer: "So Frank, you have long hair. Does that make you a woman?"
FZ: "You have a wooden leg. Does that make you a table?"
 
Frankin haastatteluja on aina kiva lukea.

Tuli mieleen Kraipeipin hauska mainoslause:
 
"It's so funky, that you can smell it. "
 
-Buddy Guy

Frankissa oli munaa..
 
Kyllä hän oli hetero.

Kyllä hän oli hetero.
 
Ei se sitä estä etteikö hänellä munaa olisi ollut.

Ei se sitä estä etteikö hänellä munaa olisi ollut.
 
EDIT: Jos mentäs takaisin aiheeseen. Ja painoin vielä vahingossa väärää nappia niin tuli toinen viesti, sori. Ihminen olen minäkin