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2001 avaruusseikkailu
 
"Äläkä sitten yritä silittää, tai tikat on heitelty"
 
Hetkone, olikos tää Levottomat. Ykkösosa siis. ÄÄh, mie oon kärsimätön paska, mie heitän jo seuraavan. Skipatkaa jos o väärin, too bad.
 
"To survive a war, you gotta become war."

"To survive a war, you gotta become war."
 
Rambo!!!
 
"You know, I have one simple request, and that is to have sharks with frickin laser beams attached to their heads. Is that too much to ask?"

Hetkone, olikos tää Levottomat. Ykkösosa siis.
 
no ei oo ei...

No onko toi leka Kuutamolla?

no ei oo sekään...
 
Minä ja morrison?

Minä ja morrison?
 
ei... eikä ole myöskään levottomat 3 tai muu suomalainen pehmoporno-pätkä, vaan oikeasti hyvä elokuva...

Häjyt?

Häjyt?
 
no, ei! oikea vastaus on Mies Vailla Menneisyyttä... ja laserhairepliikki on Austin Powersista.
 
entäs tämä:
"Akat vittu tulee ja akat vittu menee mutta rokenroll foreva mään!"

"Akat vittu tulee ja akat vittu menee mutta rokenroll foreva mään!"
 
Pitkä kuuma kesä. Entäs tämä:
 
"-And biddy films I would. Where I was taken to, brothers was like no sinny I ever viddied before. I was bound up in a straightjacket and my gulliver was strapped to a headrest with like wires running away from it. Then they clamped like lodlocks on my eyes so that I could not shut them, no matter how hard I tried. It seemed a bit crazy to me but I let them got on with that what they wanted to get on with. If I was to be a free young malchick again in a fortnight's time, I would put up with much in the meantime. O my brothers. So far, the first film was a very good, professional piece of skinny like it was done in Hollywood. The sounds were real horror show. You could slooshy the screams and moans very realistic, and you could even get the heavy breathing and panting of the tolchocking malchicks at the same time. And then, what do you know, soon our dear old friend, the red, red vino on tap, the same in all places, like it's put out by the same big firm, began to flow. It was beautiful. Its' funny how the colours of the real world only seem really real when you viddy them on the screen. Now, all the time I was watching this, I was beginning to get very aware of like not feeling all that well. And this I put down to all the rich food and vitamins. But I tried to forget this, concentrating on the next film, which jumped right away on a young devotchka who was being given the old in-out, in-out first by one malchick then another, then another. When it came to the sixth or seventh malchick, leering and smecking and then going into it, I began to feel really sick. But I could not shut my glazzies. And even if i tried to move my glazz-balls about I still could not get out of the line of fire of this picture. "

entäs tämä:
"Akat vittu tulee ja akat vittu menee mutta rokenroll foreva mään!"
 
Pitkä kuuma kesä.
 
"We're no longer Sonic Death Monkey. We're on the werge of being the Kathleen Turner Overdrive, but this night will be Barry Jive & The Uptown Five."
 
Perhana, hidas.

Pitkä kuuma kesä. Entäs tämä:
 
"-And biddy films I would. Where I was taken to, brothers was like no sinny I ever viddied before. I was bound up in a straightjacket and my gulliver was strapped to a headrest with like wires running away from it. Then they clamped like lodlocks on my eyes so that I could not shut them, no matter how hard I tried. It seemed a bit crazy to me but I let them got on with that what they wanted to get on with. If I was to be a free young malchick again in a fortnight's time, I would put up with much in the meantime. O my brothers. So far, the first film was a very good, professional piece of skinny like it was done in Hollywood. The sounds were real horror show. You could slooshy the screams and moans very realistic, and you could even get the heavy breathing and panting of the tolchocking malchicks at the same time. And then, what do you know, soon our dear old friend, the red, red vino on tap, the same in all places, like it's put out by the same big firm, began to flow. It was beautiful. Its' funny how the colours of the real world only seem really real when you viddy them on the screen. Now, all the time I was watching this, I was beginning to get very aware of like not feeling all that well. And this I put down to all the rich food and vitamins. But I tried to forget this, concentrating on the next film, which jumped right away on a young devotchka who was being given the old in-out, in-out first by one malchick then another, then another. When it came to the sixth or seventh malchick, leering and smecking and then going into it, I began to feel really sick. But I could not shut my glazzies. And even if i tried to move my glazz-balls about I still could not get out of the line of fire of this picture. "
 
Kellopeliappelsiini.

Kellopeli appelsiini ja high fidelity
 
"Hello Cleveland!"

Kellopeliappelsiini.
 
Jep ja sun oma oli high fidelity. Entäs tämä:
 
"We all go a little mad sometimes"

"You know, I have one simple request, and that is to have sharks with frickin laser beams attached to their heads. Is that too much to ask?"
 
Austin Powers, se ensimmäinen leffa.
 
"I have no quarrel with you, good Sir Knight, but I must cross this bridge."

Kellopeli appelsiini ja high fidelity
 
"Hello Cleveland!"
 
Spinal tap.
 
"We all go a little mad sometimes"
 
edit: Oon laxu pahasti myöhässä!!
edit2: ja sinä juugeli myös!

Austin Powers, se ensimmäinen leffa.
 
"I have no quarrel with you, good Sir Knight, but I must cross this bridge."
 
Monty python & The Holy Grail
 
Tämähän on nyt aivan sekaisin, mutta vastataan tähänkin.
 
"Hello Cleveland!"
 
Spinal Tap?

"We all go a little mad sometimes"
 
edit: Oon laxu pahasti myöhässä!!
edit2: ja sinä juugeli myös!
 
Niin oot.
ja niin aina myös.
 
Mutta tuohan oli joko Bates Psychosta tai Screamin murhaaja siteeraamassa Batesia.
Mistä vetoa, että olen myöhässä?
 
"...so your action is beautiful. Smooth, Charlene."

"...so your action is beautiful. Smooth, Charlene."
 
Full Metal Jacket
 
"Television is the explanation for this. You see this in bad television. Little assault guys creeping through the vents, coming in through the ceiling. That James Bond shit never happens in real life, professionals don't do that"

"...so your action is beautiful. Smooth, Charlene."
 
Full metal jacket?
 
"I'm your number one fan"
 
edit: Myöhässä vittu!!