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Run forever
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You make me feel like an idiot.
So I run away from you.
Forever.

Everyone is looking at YOU!
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It's amazing you don't have any evidence whatsoever
that you are the most ugliest shitscarred selfcalled human on this planet.

Tom Cruise is a jet pilot
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But also a vampire!

Beach Boys are back
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Your tits surf now.

Marras
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Joka yö on nuutipukkien yö. Synti. Kamaluus. Viehkeä morsian. Muumilimsaa. Karkkia.
Aamu sarastaa. Nyt nousen kuolleista. Pirun silmä kysyy: Emmekö kuole koskaan?
Vertako?

Music as it should be
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Doublebass. no. Not necessary. But something. Maybe. Talking. Rap. No. But Something. Special. Like my new silicon boobs hanging over your grave with my new manfriend. LOL?

Stranger (with good vibrations)
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there was a stranger in a train
but no body thought he was strange
they just waited for the rain
i wished i could be at the same range
 
the stranger then lift his arm
and everyone thought they'd see the sign
but when the train passed a farm
he jumped right off and yelled: "Mine!"
 
nobody knew what to think
when they saw the stranger wink
he gathered all the horses and sheep
while they were fast asleep
 
the train kept moving and people were moved
by what they saw happen back in the farm
at first they thought the stranger was rude
but they were wrong:he was god's right arm

sleep like humans
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sleep well tonight
and remember, they're all in your mind
out of mind, out of sight
no, you are part of the humankind

story with slugshit and all
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one day after six pm
he thought he had seen them
when he started up his ship
which was really a cow and a whip
 
he went after them
it was about 8 pm
when he finally reached their planet
where the three suns had just set
 
it was colder than he expected
but he didn't mind that for he had no head
if seeing is believing a sight
then believing is seeing, right?
 
imagine man without a head
and a cow being whipped almost dead
and they're chasing a bunch of aliens
you're brain might feel a little tense
 
but let's get back to the story
warning: it might get a little gory
the aliens, you know, were peaceful slugs
but to me you, a fearsome slimy bugs
 
the headless man landed to unknown soil
which was covered with somekind of foil
he stepped right off of his cow
and said something which sounded like "wow"
 
the planet was beautiful at least
but was inhabited by deadly beast
the slugs were afraid of it, i guess
for they were drowning in it's shit (what a mess)
 
the man met the slugs at a hill
and they explained how they lost their free will
the beast was never really a problem
until one day it got one of them
 
the headless man understood the crisis
he mounted his cow and said this:
the beast, my dear slugs, is not real
i know just how you feel.

Tobacco fags
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Last night, i drove to you
You were there, oh yes you were
When I asked you, how's tonight
Can anyone be so cold.
 
So I lit up my cigarette
So I lit up one of my cigagettes
Your friend seemed to be interested.
 
I HATE my tobacco fags
You hate my personality.
I HATE my tobacco fags again.
 
I left as I closed the door
there was nothing more to do.
Your friend followed me, I guess
I don't know him, I don't know you
 
I suddenly just turned to right
And I felt the greatest pain of my life
It was YOU, it can't be true
my friend was there when I met you.
 
I hate my tobacco fags.
They are so gay tonight.

Olisi kyllä paljon parempi, jos tajunnanvirtaketjulla olisi toisenlainen otsikko.
 
No kokeillaan nyt sitten, kun ei parempaa tekemistä ole, vaikka tästä tulee kuitenkin ihan huono.
 
Tajunnanvirtakokeilu #1
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Saniaiset ikkunani alla,
paskiaiset mikko ja malla,
kaikki yhdessä ajoivat talla
pohjassa.
Lohjassa.
 
Ja minä istuin tuolini yllä
ja sanoin: joo joo, kyllä,
en kaapin päälle yllä
mitenkään.
sitenkään.
 
Ja he koputtivat oveeni
tekivät lompakon loveeni
vaikkei niin voi sanoa
vaikka ainahan luvan voi anoa.
Ja sitten menimme tosi kovaa
ja kuuntelimme, kuinka Pekka Pouta povaa
sadetta huomiselle,
jopa Tuomiselle,
kuka ikinä onkaan.

Mies joka tapasi dinkon
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Yö tapasi Dingon junassa
"Onks kello noi vähä jo?"
Lasse pöysti-norrena alko manageriks tai rupes
Ennen aamua oli jo rahat tilillä visusti.
"Enne me oltii dingo mut nyt haistaa pahalta"
Lasse vie, Lasse tuo, Lasse tuolit alta juo.

Niinpä, mutta jotenkin tää kyllä sopii. Otsikkokin tajunnanvirtaa.
 
tässä ketjussa ei oo muuta tajunnanvirtaa kun nuo teiän helvetin homot sanotukset. painukee vittuun mun topikista saatana

tässä ketjussa ei oo muuta tajunnanvirtaa kun nuo teiän helvetin homot sanotukset. painukee vittuun mun topikista saatana
 
kukahan sunkin muroihis on kussut....

m.netin paras ketju

Kuka muroihini kusi
oliko se Lipponen vai Alpo Rusi
haistan, nuuhkutan ja kielellä lipaisen
hieman lisää maitoa kaapista kipaisen
makunautinto uusi, sitä maiskuttelen
vaimolle myös haen murolautasen
avaan vetoketjuni.

Kuka muroihini kusi
oliko se Lipponen vai Alpo Rusi
haistan, nuuhkutan ja kielellä lipaisen
hieman lisää maitoa kaapista kipaisen
makunautinto uusi, sitä maiskuttelen
vaimolle myös haen murolautasen
avaan vetoketjuni.
 
Vaimo tykkää ei keitosta pyytää lisää vetoketjusi sisältä paisuavasta veistoksesta.
Muro lautasen painaa vasten kasvojasi, maku nautinto suuri toisin kuin itse vuodatit.

ei saatana mikä ketku tällästä mä oon aina etsiny. pitäkää stondis mahdollisimman pitkään ennen kuin ilkeä ylläpito lamaannuttaa.

Musta Jeesus-musta-
 
Ne tekee tänään Jeesuksen-
Jeesuksen musta-
kun tänään ristiin naulitaan
on poissa kaikki tuska...
 
Mut kolmantena päivänä,
ei Jeesus nousekkaan-
vaan tuodaan ylös väkisin
ja jälleen naulataan-
 
(-tält tuntuu tänään...oikotie "onneen"...avataan windows......