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Okeips, tässä tällainen päähänpistosta syntynyt "hengentuote".. Biisihän on tuttu Dannyn ja Armin 'tahdon olla sulle hyvin hellä', jonka allekirjoittanut valitettavasti näki YouTubessa englanninkielisenä.. Ja jotta kokemus olisi tarpeeksi kauhea, täytyihän tämä Lontoonkielinen fraasi 'I want to love you tender', vääntää välittömästi muotoon 'I want to love your Fender'..kohta allekironnut huomasi väsäävänsä spooffia kyseisestä biisistä. Ja te saatte kärsiä lopputuloksesta.. Here goes:

 
I love you, I want to love your Fender
I could play you Rainbow’s "I surrender"
You could cast away
All your grief and sorrow
 
You love me, you wanna love my Fender
It’s not for you, its neck is just too slender
You want it today
But PRS tomorrow
 
Oh, it’s absolutely fine
Although it’s made of pine
The sound’s far from divine
Finally I understand
Why it’s such a pricy brand
It’s customized for Slowhand
 
You love me, you wanna love my Fender
It’s not for you, its body is too slender
You want it today
But Ibanez tomorrow
 
I love you, I want to love your Fender
The sound has balls, its not so fucking tender
But with reverb or delay
You will make the sound too hollow
 
I love you, but you only love my Fender
I must say sometimes I doubt your gender
You play it every day
And place it on your pillow
 
I see, you’re absolutely swine
This Fender stays mine
It’s a Strato by design
I will play it in my band
I’m better than Slowhand
This song will soon get banned..
 
We admit, we want to love a Fender
But to buy one, you have to be a spender
We rob a bank today
And own a Strat tomorrow..