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Voihan se olla että tuollainen jumalainen kitara on jotenkin neitseellisesti syntynyt Anno Domina 1967.
 
Väsynyttä, mutta menköön:
 
"Orville 2
 
1 And the third day there was a open jam in Memphis of Tennessee; and the mother of Ted McCarthy was there:
 
2 And both Ted McCarthy was called, and his disciples, to the open jam.
 
3 And when they wanted guitars, the mother of Ted McCarthy saith unto him, They have no guitars.
 
4 Ted McCarthy saith unto her, Woman, what have I to do with thee? mine hour is not yet come.
 
5 His mother saith unto the servants, Whatsoever he saith unto you, do it.
 
6 And there were set there six waterpots of stone, after the manner of the instrument-crafting of the Jews, containing two
or three chisels apiece.
 
7 Ted McCarthy saith unto them, fill the waterpots with particleboard. And they filled them up to the brim.
 
8 And he saith unto them, Draw out now, and bear unto the governor of the feast. And they bare it.
 
9 When the ruler of the feast had tried the particleboard that was made guitars, and knew not whence it was: (but the servants which drew the particleboard knew;) the governor of the feast called the bass player and the drummer and the Hammond player,
 
10 And saith unto them, Every man at the beginning doth set forth good guitars; and when men have well played, then that which is worse: but thou hast kept the good guitars until now.
 
11 This beginning of miracles did Ted McCarthy in Memphis of Tennessee, and manifested forth his glory; and his disciples believed on him."