 Keimo
04.06.2006 15:58:07 (muokattu 04.06.2006 15:58:31) | |
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Ed Wood minullakin.
Your film will be 49% romantic, 32% comedy, 30% complex plot, and a $ 22 million budget. THV - Klubi #14 |
 Bee-äf
04.06.2006 16:14:02 (muokattu 04.06.2006 16:14:32) | |
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vttu musta ei mitkään ulkomaanpellet mitään rainoja tee.
Ohjaajaksi Rauni Mollberg ja tyyli 100% tekotaiteellinen 70-lukulainen valtiomieselämäkerta. Ja budjetin hoitaa veronmaksajat. With one foot in yesterday and the other in tomorrow you end up peeing all over today. |
 Planetist
04.06.2006 16:28:55 | |
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Kevin Smith
Your film will be 48% romantic, 39% comedy, 36% complex plot, and a $ 27 million budget.
Kevin will take your slacker life and turn it into the cult classic it deserves to be --- like Mallrats (just kidding). If you can handle the menacing presence of Jay and Silent Bob all throughout your film, then Kevin is willing to oblige. Basically, he can take the lives of people who don't have much of a life and make it entertaining, so you're in good hands. Go watch your copy of Clerks, now.
Juu. Tylsää elämää mutta ainakin budjettia piisaa. Roses are red, violets are blue, I'll fuck you with a rake
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Roger Corman
Your film will be 37% romantic, 18% comedy, 42% complex plot, and a $ 23 million budget. En minä. Tai siis. Mitä? |
 -Cale
04.06.2006 18:04:52 | |
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En jaksanu tehä loppuun ku kestää ni saakelin kauan suomennella noita kyssiä mun kielitaidolla... |
 ICE
04.06.2006 18:45:58 | |
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Sofia Coppola
Your film will be 57% romantic, 21% comedy, 26% complex plot, and a $ 26 million budget.
Relatively inexperienced (The Virgin Suicides, Lost In Translation) as a director, but already highly respected and connected -- her dad, Francis, directed all The Godfather movies, Apocolypse Now. Also, at last word she's dating Quentin Tarantino, so I'm sure he'll have some input into the substance of your film. Sofia's good at making the romantic drama that is your life. Who didn't have at least a lump in the throat at the end of Lost In Translation? She's already won one Academy Award for her writing, now she'll be the first woman to receive one for directing -- YOUR FILM! Kehä kolmosen ulkopuolella kilpaillaan siitä kenellä on vittumaisin työpaikka ja rumin eukko. |
 tuomittu
04.06.2006 19:40:09 | |
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Sofia Coppola. |
 psj
04.06.2006 20:41:16 | |
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Edward D. Wood, Jr.
Your film will be 49% romantic, 20% comedy, 22% complex plot, and a $ 20 million budget. "Trouble with dreams is they don't come true" Eels - Trouble With Dreams |
 ihrviö
04.06.2006 22:02:58 | |
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Your film will be 31% romantic, 43% comedy, 44% complex plot, and a $ 35 million budget.
We apologize now. Future generations will view your life story by David Lynch and not know what the hell just happened. A lot of events occur around you, but you seem to be involved in all the wrong ways. Even you probably think your life is WEIRD. Why does that bald lady insist on sitting on that basketball she carries inside that milk crate? Robert Blake will play your grandfather, and Kyle MacLachlan will play your dad.
Ok semmosta leffaa sitten miusta... En ehkä näytä hyvältä, mutta ainakaan miulla ei oo rahaa. |
Dj P.