Aihe: Testi: kuka ohjaisi elokuvan sinusta?
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bedlam
02.06.2006 21:40:09
 
 
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leka
02.06.2006 21:46:22
Testin mukaan Woody.
 
Oikeasti sen ohjaisi Aki Kaurismäki.
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Mika Antero
02.06.2006 23:37:20
Eikö minullakaan muka ole parempaa tekemistä perjantai-iltana...
 
Woody Allen.
Von Blåmberg
02.06.2006 23:52:17
Quentin Tarantino
 
Your film will be 49% romantic, 29% comedy, 40% complex plot, and a $ 40 million budget.
 
Wow! What a life you have led thus far! Action-packed, anti-social with probably dark humor. Quentin hasn't really made many films, but each successive one is a bigger and grander project ... and more violent. Karate CHOP! Your life story will probably star Michael Madsen, Uma Thurman, or some TV or movie star from the 1980s for which your film will be the comeback -- let's say Emilio Estevez. Maybe. Now that the QT is dating Sofia Coppola, maybe he'll get some tips about putting some lump-in-the-throat romantic moments in his films. Quentin's short directing resume includes Reservoir Dogs, Pulp Fiction, Jackie Brown, and Kill Bill Vols. 1 & 2.
Quick to judge, quick to anger, slow to understand
zernobyl
03.06.2006 08:43:10
 
 
Roger Corman
Your film will be 44% romantic, 28% comedy, 40% complex plot, and a $ 33 million budget.
 
Kuullukaan tosta äijästä ennen! Hauskaa sekin että mua näyttelis "..Christian Slater or Gwyneth Paltrow." Mieluummin Gwyneth, Slateriin meni usko Alone in the Darkin jälkeen.
Computer Generated Monkeys Silently Operate a Space Station.
methäläene
03.06.2006 09:40:57
Woody Allen
Your film will be 63% romantic, 43% comedy, 24% complex plot, and a $ 29 million budget.
Le temps détruit tout - Time destroys everything
kivi
03.06.2006 10:14:52
Juhani:
Testiä tekemättä elossa olevista Quentin Tarantino tai David Fincher.

 
Testiä tekemättä Roberto Rodriguez. Kehen muuhun voisin luottaa? Ai niin, ja elokuvaan pitää saada Harry Dean Stanton tuomaan uskottavuutta kuten Repo Man -elokuvassa. Hän voisi myös esittää mua, toisi luonteeni vakavammat puolet esille.
Kätyrien 2. helmikuuta ilmestyvän levyn studiopäiväkirja on nyt netissä! Lue ja hämmenny!
Siirry studiopäiväkirjaan.
tomomi
03.06.2006 10:30:15
Mulle tuli sofia coppola..
siivooja
Tikru.
03.06.2006 12:05:28
Alfred Hitchcock
Your film will be 43% romantic, 48% comedy, 53% complex plot, and a $ 40 million budget.
"Elämässäni ei kaikki aina ole mennyt niin kuin olisin halunnut" -Matti Vanhanen
Matkalla jonnekin.
gandar
03.06.2006 12:38:34
Edward D. Wood, Jr.
Your film will be 42% romantic, 20% comedy, 35% complex plot, and a $ 26 million budget.
Ed Wood will get your film done waaaaay under budget, and will likely make it into a classic film of all time -- for all the wrong reasons. Let's face it, your life isn't terribly exciting to begin with, and it needs some camping up. His resume includes classics such as Plan Nine From Outer Space and Glen or Glenda? He's not afraid to tackle controversial topics, and may insist on portraying a transvestite in your film -- even if you've never seen a transvestite before. He was immortalized in the Academy Award winning Tim Burton film, Ed Wood -- go see it.
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Antsa
03.06.2006 12:50:30
Woody Allen
 
Your film will be 55% romantic, 39% comedy, 30% complex plot, and a $ 36 million budget
We were somewhere around Barstow on the edge of the desert when the drugs began to take hold...
aziztcf
03.06.2006 14:45:45
Roger Corman
Your film will be 45% romantic, 33% comedy, 46% complex plot, and a $ 27 million budget.
The truth ain't easy.
Qsysi
03.06.2006 15:19:07
Kevin Smith
Your film will be 49% romantic, 47% comedy, 20% complex plot, and a $ 33 million budget.
 
Kevin will take your slacker life and turn it into the cult classic it deserves to be --- like Mallrats (just kidding). If you can handle the menacing presence of Jay and Silent Bob all throughout your film, then Kevin is willing to oblige. Basically, he can take the lives of people who don't have much of a life and make it entertaining, so you're in good hands. Go watch your copy of Clerks, now.
8 FOOT LATEX SATAN WINGS! V.L.K #34
sn
03.06.2006 15:37:11
Kevin Smith
Your film will be 53% romantic, 44% comedy, 30% complex plot, and a $ 23 million budget.
 
You scored higher than 56% on action-romance
You scored higher than 84% on humor
You scored higher than 25% on complexity
You scored higher than 8% on budget

 
Meni varmaan aika nappiin.
Toveri
03.06.2006 15:52:49
 
 
Kevin Smith
 
Your film will be 50% romantic, 41% comedy, 28% complex plot, and a $ 30 million budget.
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Hot RedX
03.06.2006 15:57:11
Ingmar Bergman
$ 47 million budget.
If curious, start with his films Wild Strawberries and Smiles of a Summer Night.
So What? Who Cares?
PJS
04.06.2006 10:39:03 (muokattu 04.06.2006 10:48:05)
 
 
Sofia Coppola
Your film will be 55% romantic, 33% comedy, 27% complex plot, and a $ 29 million budget.
 
Jos mä saisin itse vaikuttaa siihen niin leffan ohjaisi Terry Gilliam (Monty Python-jutut, 12 Apinaa, Pelkoa ja Inhoa Las vegasissa), näyttelijöinä toimisi MOnty Python-komedia ryhmä.
 
Runsaasti vinksahtanutta huumoria, surrealismia ja symboliikkaa. Ehkä vähän Monty Python henkeen.
 
Ja aivan törkeän hyvä soundtrack.
Night time with PJS @ 62.183.214.174:8000, online aina kun minäkin olen.
jazzy
04.06.2006 11:32:11
Sofia Coppola
Your film will be 58% romantic, 28% comedy, 27% complex plot, and a $ 25 million budget.
 
Kelpaa.
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wrshredder
04.06.2006 11:45:29
Edward D. Wood, Jr.
Your film will be 49% romantic, 28% comedy, 24% complex plot, and a $ 24 million budget.
 
Let's face it, your life isn't terribly exciting to begin with, and it needs some camping up...
 
HOHO! just nappiin.. :D
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