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Öööö... Se on näköjään niin pitkä linkki, että se pätkäsee sen kahdelle riville ja se kakkosrivi ei näköjään sitten enää tuukkaan mukaan. Ne kun liität toisiinsa niin pitäis toimia.

HEhe! Varapresidentti Dick Cheney ampu äijää naamaan!
 
Täällä melko hyvää pilailua aiheesta:
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Öööö... Se on näköjään niin pitkä linkki, että se pätkäsee sen kahdelle riville ja se kakkosrivi ei näköjään sitten enää tuukkaan mukaan. Ne kun liität toisiinsa niin pitäis toimia.
 
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Joku on sanoittanut vanhan Aerosmith -klassikon uusiksi:
 
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:-D
 
Jahans Bob Rivers on ollut nopea... Miehen Bisexual (Bicycle Race) on ihan hauska... btw. Weird Al Yanko... tekee kyllä nämä homaat hieman paremmin.

Good news, ladies and gentlemen, we have finally located weapons of mass
destruction: It's Dick Cheney." --David Letterman
 
"But here is the sad part -- before the trip Donald Rumsfeld had denied the guy's request for body armor." --David Letterman
 
"We can't get bin Laden, but we nailed a 78-year-old attorney." --David Letterman
 
"The guy who got gunned down, he is a Republican lawyer and a big Republican donor and fortunately the buck shot was deflected by wads of laundered cash. So he's fine. He took a little in the wallet." --David Letterman
 
"The Vice President is standing by his decision to shoot Harry Whittington.
Now, according to the best intelligence available, there were quail hidden in the brush. Everyone believed at the time there were quail in the brush.
And while the quail turned out to be a 78- year-old man, even knowing that today, Mr. Cheney insists he still would have shot Mr. Whittington in the face. He believes the world is a better place for his spreading buckshot throughout the entire region of Mr. Wittington's face."
--"Daily Show"
correspondent Rob Corddry
 
"Dick Cheney accidentally shot a fellow hunter, a 78-year-old lawyer.
In fact, when people found out he shot a lawyer, his popularity is now at 92 percent." --Jay Leno
 
"Cheney's defense is that he was aiming at a quail when he shot the guy.
Which means that Cheney now has the worst aim of anyone in the White House since Bill Clinton." --Jay Leno
 
"I think Cheney is starting to lose it. After he shot the guy he screamed, 'Anyone else want to call domestic wiretapping illegal?'"
--Jay Leno
 
"When the ambulance got there, out of force of habit they put Cheney on the stretcher. No, the other guy!" --Jay Leno
 
"Dick Cheney is capitalizing on this for Valentine's Day. It's the new Dick Cheney cologne. It's called Duck!" --Jay Leno
 
"He is a lawyer and he got shot in the face. But he's a lawyer, he can use his other face. He'll be all right." --Craig Ferguson
 
"You can understand why this lawyer fellow let his guard down, because if you're out hunting with a politician, you think, 'If I'm going to get it, it's going to be in the back.'" --Craig Ferguson
 
"The big scandal apparently is that they didn't release the news for 18 hours. I don't think that's a scandal at all. I'm quite pleased about that.
Finally there's a secret the vice president's office can keep." --Craig Ferguson
 
"Apparently the reason they didn't release the information right away is they said we had to get the facts right. That's never stopped them in the past." --Craig Ferguson
 
"You know what they say, if Dick Cheney comes out of his hole and shoots an old man in the face, six more weeks of winter." --Jimmy Kimmel
 
"The Vice President says that it was an accident. He claims the guy got in his line of fire, but the good news was he was delicious. Eat what you shoot!" --Jimmy Kimmel
 
"This is a great story. You've got the Vice President, a shotgun, a bunch of rich guys hunting tiny little birds. The only thing that could possibly make this story better is if he shot Michael Jackson." --Jimmy Kimmel
 
"The man who was shot is named Harry Whittington. He's a high powered Republican lawyer, he was very lucky. They say the only reason that he wasn't killed is he was wearing the body armor that never got shipped to our troops." --Jimmy Kimmel
 
"But all kidding aside, and in fairness to Dick Cheney, every five years he has to shed innocent blood or he violates his deal with the devil." --Jimmy Kimmel
 
"So in summary, the Vice President of the United States shot a 78-year-old man in the face. Congratulations Mister Vice President, you are now a Crip."
--Jimmy Kimmel