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1. You build your new home and ask the electrician to wire your house with George L. cable (RED of course) even if Mr. Electrician keeps asking you "Eric Johnson WHO"??
 
2. You sit down with your wife and discuss the need for a family. She storms out when you insist on naming your daughter PLEXI and your new son HIWATT.
 
3. You throw away your Chanukah candles and install Genelec KT66s for the 8 nights..or if you prefer, throwing away the Christmas lights and stringing your tree with square Marshall LEDs.
 
4. A manager at American Express calls to see if there is a problem as no amps, pedals, or guitars were charged within the last 24 hours.
 
5.Your pinstripe suite has a 100 logo on the left upper shoulder.
 
6.Your mother has a bumpersticker which reads, "let me tell you about my son's Marshall plexi stack".
 
7. The tattoo on your backside reads "8 ohm load only".
 
8. When your handwired Komet head rides in the front seat and your wife sits in the back.
 
9. When your girlfriend looks at you and says, "oh, are you happy to see me or is that a KT-66 in your pocket?" Guess what? She's right. They always are! You check your pants and it's a tube you forgot to install.
 
10. When you move in with your girlfriend and keep an apartment just for amps, guitars, and all those pedals.
 
11. You believe Jim Marshall is the SUPREME BEING and controls the universe as we know it.
 
12.You have a master volume installed on your microwave.
 
13. Instead of asking your wife to get breast implants, you ask her to get a "top boost mod".
 
14. When your home surround sound system uses 4x12 Marshall cabs in the center, front, and rear channels.
 
15.You listen to bands just because you like the amps they use.
 
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