...päivän piristykseksi:
Q: How many jazz musicians does it take to change a light bulb?
A: ."Don't worry about the changes. We'll fake it!"
A Jazz musician was told by his doctor, "I am very sorry to tell you that you have cancer and you have only one more year to live."
The Jazz musician replied, "And what am I going to live on for an entire year?"
Q: How can you tell which one is the WASP jazz musician?
A: He's the one that's in it for the money. |
 Jabbe
26.06.2003 13:26:20 | |
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Viimeistä en ymmärtäny, mut varsinkin eka pisti hohottamaan. Mistä sä näitä revit? Vierivä sämpylä ei sammaloidu. |
 Notefix
26.06.2003 13:44:09 (muokattu 26.06.2003 13:47:32) | |
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Hyviä onmyös yleensä nämä studiokokemukset, joista jokainen löytää paljon tuttua. Yleensä musiikkovoittoiset palstat ovat täynnä näitä :)
Piristää kummasti.
Q.What do a sax solo and premature ejaculation have in common?
A. You know it's coming and there's nothing you can do about it.
Q. What do a trombone and a lawsuit have in common?
A. Everyone's relieved when the case is closed.
Q. What's the first thing a girl singer does in the morning?
A. Puts on her clothes and goes home.
After a gig, the sax player sits down at the bar, and a beautiful woman takes the seat next to him. "That solo you took was the most beautiful music I've ever heard" she says.
"It filled me with passion! All I want to do is take you home and have wild sex all night long!".
The sax player thinks for a moment and replies "Are you talking about the first set or the second?". |
 jarkkkk
26.06.2003 13:46:16 | |
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Q.What do a sax solo and premature ejaculation have in common?
A. You know it's coming and there's nothing you can do about it.
naur. minulla on maailman rumimmat kengät |
 Ossi
26.06.2003 14:08:41 | |
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After a gig, the sax player sits down at the bar, and a beautiful woman takes the seat next to him.
Tämä oli aika killeri :) "..ttu tästä mitää tuu. Saako muuten kaupunkialueella pitää siipikarjaa?" |
Jabbe
26.06.2003 14:39:01 (muokattu 26.06.2003 14:39:07) | |
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After a gig, the sax player sits down at the bar, and a beautiful woman takes the seat next to him. "That solo you took was the most beautiful music I've ever heard" she says.
"It filled me with passion! All I want to do is take you home and have wild sex all night long!".
The sax player thinks for a moment and replies "Are you talking about the first set or the second?".
*köh* Tähän sortuvat kyllä muutkin kuin saxofonistit... Vierivä sämpylä ei sammaloidu. |
 Bassballs
26.06.2003 18:55:20 | |
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*köh* Tähän sortuvat kyllä muutkin kuin saxofonistit...
Totta. Itse en, mutta eräs JAZZkitaristi-ystäväni kyllä. Ongelman kimppuunkäymisen ongelma on juuri kimppuunkäyminen. |
