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Olisiko tuo aikaisempi repla John Woon Killeristä?
 
Correctamundo! Nyt vielä tuo jälkimmäinen.

Toinen pätkä samasta pätkästä:
 
- I am interested only in the shortest distance between these two points. Must you flirt?
- I don't have to but I find it natural.
- Suppress it.
- I'll try.
- For my own information would you call your approach toward me typical of the local morale?

Toinen pätkä samasta pätkästä:
 
- I am interested only in the shortest distance between these two points. Must you flirt?
- I don't have to but I find it natural.
- Suppress it.
- I'll try.
- For my own information would you call your approach toward me typical of the local morale?
 
Ninotchka.
 
-You want me to drive?
-No, you're supposed to be suicidal, remember? I'LL drive.
-Anybody who drives around in this town IS suicidal.

Ninotchka.
 
-You want me to drive?
-No, you're supposed to be suicidal, remember? I'LL drive.
-Anybody who drives around in this town IS suicidal.
 
Lethal Weapon?
 
Keksikää lisää, nyt ei tule mieleen...

Firstly, you must find.... ANOTHER SHRUBBERY!!!
THEN... Then, when you have found the shrubbery, you must place it here, beside this shrubbery, only slightly higher, so we get the two-level effect with a little path running down the middle. Then, when you have found the shrubbery, you must cut down the mightiest tree in the forest... Wiiiiiithh.... A HERRING!

Firstly, you must find.... ANOTHER SHRUBBERY!!!
 
Hehee, Pythonin Montyahan tämä on. Holy Grail. Ni!
 
- ...and they're live on national tv!
- Live on national tv?!! Jesus Harold Christ on a f*ckin' rubber crutch!! Is this happening to me?!"

...and they're live on national tv!
- Live on national tv?!! Jesus Harold Christ on a f*ckin' rubber crutch!! Is this happening to me?!"
 
Natural born killers -94
 
Entäs tämä:
 
-I would like to thank you for having us over for dinner last night. Cheryl and I thought the stroganoff was wonderful.
 
-...But sir, we didn't have you over for dinner last night.
 
-Oh, very well. Then, where the hell was I? And who's Cheryl?

Natural born killers -94
 
Entäs tämä:
 
-I would like to thank you for having us over for dinner last night. Cheryl and I thought the stroganoff was wonderful.
 
-...But sir, we didn't have you over for dinner last night.
 
-Oh, very well. Then, where the hell was I? And who's Cheryl?
 
Kuuminta hottia shottia..eiku..
hot shots
 
-Studying the pattern made Euclid conscious of itself. I had to... Before it died it spit out the number. That consciousness is the number?
-No, Max. It's only a nasty bug.
-It's more than that, Sol.
-No, it's not. It's a dead end. There's nothing there.
-It's a door, Sol. It's a door.
-A door at the front of a cliff. You're driving yourself over the edge.

-Studying the pattern made Euclid conscious of itself. I had to... Before it died it spit out the number. That consciousness is the number?
-No, Max. It's only a nasty bug.
-It's more than that, Sol.
-No, it's not. It's a dead end. There's nothing there.
-It's a door, Sol. It's a door.
-A door at the front of a cliff. You're driving yourself over the edge.
 
Tämä on Pi.
 
- I must break you.

Tämä on Pi.
 
- I must break you.
 
Rocky 4.
 
-Ummm that was incredible. Was it good for you?
-I've had better.

Rocky 4.
 
-Ummm that was incredible. Was it good for you?
-I've had better.
 
Liar Liar.
 
- Hey, psycho, we're not going to talk about this. It's over. Now get out of my Van Halen t-shirt before you jinx the band and they break up.

Liar Liar.
 
- Hey, psycho, we're not going to talk about this. It's over. Now get out of my Van Halen t-shirt before you jinx the band and they break up.
 
olikos tämä Wedding singer?

olikos tämä Wedding singer?
 
Sepä se.

-Miten liikeasiat sujuvat?
-Huonosti. Aina kun saan myytyä jotakin, tulee joku sika ja myy jotain muuta tilalle. Kauppa käy, mutta kassa pysyy vakiona.
-Sinun pitää ostaa halvemmalla ja myydä kalliimmalla.
-Hyvä idea. Erittäin hyvä. Niinkö sinä tekisit?
-En minä, mutta muut kauppiaat tekevät.
-Ai saatana.

-Miten liikeasiat sujuvat?
-Huonosti. Aina kun saan myytyä jotakin, tulee joku sika ja myy jotain muuta tilalle. Kauppa käy, mutta kassa pysyy vakiona.
-Sinun pitää ostaa halvemmalla ja myydä kalliimmalla.
-Hyvä idea. Erittäin hyvä. Niinkö sinä tekisit?
-En minä, mutta muut kauppiaat tekevät.
-Ai saatana.
 
Arvottomat
 
- We can't get married at all.
- Why not?
- Well, in the first place, I'm not a natural blonde.
- Doesn't matter!
- I smoke. I smoke all the time.
- I don't care.
- I have a terrible past. For three years now I've been living with a saxophone player.
- I forgive you.
- I can never have children.
- We can adopt some.

Arvottomat
 
- We can't get married at all.
- Why not?
- Well, in the first place, I'm not a natural blonde.
- Doesn't matter!
- I smoke. I smoke all the time.
- I don't care.
- I have a terrible past. For three years now I've been living with a saxophone player.
- I forgive you.
- I can never have children.
- We can adopt some.
 
Piukat paikat

Piukat paikat
 
Aivan oikein! Voit postata seuraavan pätkän.

"Don't mind her. She's just upset that someone dropped a house on her sister."
 
Tuli hiljan telkkarista tämä.
 
Edit:
Samasta leffasta:
-We're very unhappy.
-What did you expect? You're dead!
 
ja
 
"I heard. Tore your faces right off. It obviously doesn't do any good to pull your heads off in front of people if they can't see you!"
 
Beetlejuice on tämä.
 
Seuraava:
-Excuse me. Are you the Judean People's Front?
-Fuck off! We're the People's Front of Judea

Beetlejuice on tämä.
 
Seuraava:
-Excuse me. Are you the Judean People's Front?
-Fuck off! We're the People's Front of Judea
 
Monty Pythonin Life of Brian.
 
- Johnny, can you fly?
- No.
- You keep that in mind, cause if your dick jumps out of your pants, you jump off this plane!