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-Jesus Christ: black man. Babe Ruth: black man. Madonna:... slept with black men.
 
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Loaded Weapon 1
Kuulosti aluksi ihan siltä että olisi ollut hot shottia tai joku leslie nielsen-leffa mutta tämän keksiminen vaatikin hieman aikaa.
 
-Jesus Christ: black man. Babe Ruth: black man. Madonna:... slept with black men.
 
Undercover Brother.
 
The sky is blue, water is wet, women have secrets.

Undercover Brother.
 
The sky is blue, water is wet, women have secrets.
 
The Last Boy Scout.
 
"Listen, loyalty is very touching. But it is not the most important thing in your life right now. But what is important is gravity!"

The Last Boy Scout.
 
"Listen, loyalty is very touching. But it is not the most important thing in your life right now. But what is important is gravity!"
 
Taitaa olla Commando.
 
No point mentioning these bats, I thought. The poor bastard will see them soon enough.

No point mentioning these bats, I thought. The poor bastard will see them soon enough.
 
Fear And Loathing In Las Vegas.
 
-Ow. Doesn't that hurt them?
-Doesn't seem to
-Well, it would bruise the hell out of me.
-Who are you?
-I'm Ernie Capadino. I'm a baseball scout. I saw you playing today. Not bad, not bad. You ever heard of Walter Harvey, makes Harvey bars - you know, the candy?
-Yeah. We feed them to the cows when they're constipated.
-That's the guy. He's starting a girls' baseball league, so he can make a buck while the boys are overseas. Wanna play?
-Huh?
-Nice retort. Tryouts are in Chicago. It's a real league, professional.
-Professional - baseball?
-Mmm-hmm. They'll pay you 75 dollars a week.
-We only make 30 at the dairy.
-Well then, this would be more, wouldn't it?
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Koska kukaan ei tiennyt edellistä (se oli Omaa Luokkaansa, eli A League Of Their Own), otan vapauden laittaa uuden kysymyksen:
 
And last week I saw Cameron Diaz at Fred Segal, and I talked her out of buying this truly heinous angora sweater. Whoever said orange was the new pink was seriously disturbed.

Koska kukaan ei tiennyt edellistä (se oli Omaa Luokkaansa, eli A League Of Their Own), otan vapauden laittaa uuden kysymyksen:
 
And last week I saw Cameron Diaz at Fred Segal, and I talked her out of buying this truly heinous angora sweater. Whoever said orange was the new pink was seriously disturbed.
 
Legally Blonde II

Legally Blonde II
 
Hyväksytään, oikea leffa vaikkakin kyse oli ykkösosasta. Laita kysymys.

Hyväksytään, oikea leffa vaikkakin kyse oli ykkösosasta. Laita kysymys.
 
Olisi pitänyt jättää numero pois...
 
Ja tässä kysymys:
You're a lucky man to have a wife who's pretty and interested in nutrition, Schwartz.

Toinen repliikki samasta leffasta:
Sure, sure. No problemo. Poof, you're a puppeteer. Heh heh. Just let me make a couple of calls.

Toinen repliikki samasta leffasta:
Sure, sure. No problemo. Poof, you're a puppeteer. Heh heh. Just let me make a couple of calls.
 
Being John Malkovich.
 
- Now that I've met you, would you object to never seeing me again?

Being John Malkovich.
 
- Now that I've met you, would you object to never seeing me again?
 
Magnolia. Tämähän on suoraan Aimee Mannin kipaleesta Deathly.
 
- Forget about holding her hand, man. Think about the damage he could do to other places.

Magnolia. Tämähän on suoraan Aimee Mannin kipaleesta Deathly.
 
- Forget about holding her hand, man. Think about the damage he could do to other places.
 
Tämän on pakko olla ilkeä poikaystävä Saksikäsi Edwardista.
 
- You fucked my wife?
- What?
- You fucked my wife?
- Where do you get your balls big enough to ask me that?
- I'm gonna ask you again. Did you or did you not?
- That's a sick question, you're a sick fuck and I'm not that sick that I'm going to answer it.

- You fucked my wife?
- What?
- You fucked my wife?
- Where do you get your balls big enough to ask me that?
- I'm gonna ask you again. Did you or did you not?
- That's a sick question, you're a sick fuck and I'm not that sick that I'm going to answer it.
 
Raging Bull
 
Oh, it's alright. I'm sure that we can handle this situation maturely, just like the responsible adults that we are. Isn't that right, Mr... Poopy Pants?

Raging Bull
 
Oh, it's alright. I'm sure that we can handle this situation maturely, just like the responsible adults that we are. Isn't that right, Mr... Poopy Pants?
 
Heh, Naked Weapon 2 œ: The Smell of Fear vai mikä piru se koko nimi nyt olikaan...
 
- Do you want me to pour it, Frank?
- No, I want you to fuck it! Shit yes, pour the fucking beer, man.

- Do you want me to pour it, Frank?
- No, I want you to fuck it! Shit yes, pour the fucking beer, man.
 
Taavetti Lynkkaus ja Sinisametti. (Aika kova bändi olisi muuten.)
 
Ja sitten:
 
- Du spelar ju schack, inte sant?
- Hur vet du det?
- Åh, jag har ju sett det på målningar och hört det i visorna.
- Ja, jag är verkligen en ganska skicklig schackspelare.
- Du kan ändå inte vara skickligare än jag.

Ja sitten:
 
- Du spelar ju schack, inte sant?
- Hur vet du det?
- Åh, jag har ju sett det på målningar och hört det i visorna.
- Ja, jag är verkligen en ganska skicklig schackspelare.
- Du kan ändå inte vara skickligare än jag.
 
Ingmar Bergmanin Seitsemäs sinetti!
 
Entä tämä:
 
- Well, may I offer you a drink, or how about something to eat?
- Thank you. I've had all the calories necessary for today.

Nostan tämän vielä,jos vaikka joku keksisi. JOs kävi liian vaikeaksi,niin tässä vähän helpompi.
 
"I wonder who the real cannibals are?"
 
Olisiko tuo aikaisempi repla John Woon Killeristä?