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Eraser, oikea one-linereiden kultakaivos tai kaatopaikka, miten vaan. Alkaa ihan kohta telkustakin.
 
Sitten:
 
"Where iz zhe bat?"
 
Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls.
 
Uusi kysymys:
 
-Phil? Phil Connors? Phil Connors, I thought that was you. Now don't you tell me you don't remember me 'cause I sure as heckfire remember you
-Not a chance.
-Ned... Ryerson. "Needlenose Ned"? "Ned the Head"? C'mon, buddy. Case Western High. I did the whistling belly-button trick at the high school talent show? Bing. Ned Ryerson, got the shingles real bad senior year, almost didn't graduate? Bing, again. Ned Ryerson, I dated your sister Mary Pat a couple of times until you told me not to anymore? Well?
-Ned Ryerson?
-BING.
-Bing.

Uusi kysymys:
 
-Phil? Phil Connors? Phil Connors, I thought that was you.
 
No tämä on nyt se Groundhog Day, josta tuolla trivia-topikissa juuri kyselit. Toinen hyvä samasta leffasta on tämä:
 
- Do you ever have Deja Vu, Mrs Lancaster?
- I don't think so, but I could check with the kitchen...
 
Keksin kohta uuden kysymyksenkin, oottakaas hetki...
 
Noni, mistäs tää on:
 
- You ever hear of Tourette's syndrome? Involuntarily shouting out profanities?
- It's exceptionally rare.
- SHIT EATING SON OF A BITCH, BASTARD, DOUCHEBAG, TWAT, NUMB NUTS, DICKHEAD!
- Why exactly are you doing this?
- Well, if I fake it then I don't have it.

What About Bob?
 
Entäs tämä:
 
- Do you like apples?
- Yeah.
- Well, I got her number. How do you like them apples?

What About Bob?
 
Entäs tämä:
 
- Do you like apples?
- Yeah.
- Well, I got her number. How do you like them apples?
 
Good Will Hunting?

Good Will Hunting?
 
Jeh.

Oon saattanu tän ennenki laittaa, mutta pistetääs ny kuitenki.
 
- Sometimes dead is better.

Oon saattanu tän ennenki laittaa, mutta pistetääs ny kuitenki.
 
- Sometimes dead is better.
 
Pet Semetary
 
"The gun is good."
"The gun is good!"
"The penis is evil. The penis shoots seeds, and makes new life, and poisons the earth with a plague of men, as once it was. But the gun shoots death, and purifies the earth of the filth of brutals. Go forth and kill!"

Pet Semetary
 
"The gun is good."
"The gun is good!"
"The penis is evil. The penis shoots seeds, and makes new life, and poisons the earth with a plague of men, as once it was. But the gun shoots death, and purifies the earth of the filth of brutals. Go forth and kill!"
 
Zardoz!
 
-Oh fuck you. Shit...when you're old you can't even cuss someone having it to bother them. Everything you do is either worthless or sadly amusing.

Zardoz!
 
-Oh fuck you. Shit...when you're old you can't even cuss someone having it to bother them. Everything you do is either worthless or sadly amusing.
 
Bubba Ho-tep.
 
Damn you people. Go back to your shanties.

Bubba Ho-tep.
 
Damn you people. Go back to your shanties.
 
Happy Gilmore. Seuraava ei nyt mene ihan tarkalleen oikein, mutta sinne päin.
 
- In ancient times bears were considered equal to men.
- This ain't ancient times, pal.
- Sometimes it is.

- In ancient times bears were considered equal to men.
- This ain't ancient times, pal.
- Sometimes it is.
 
Jim Jarmuschin "Ghost Dog".
 
Laitetaan helppo. Ei aivan sanatarkka, mutmut.
 
- I heard you've met these things before. So... like... what'd you do?
- I died.

Entäs:
"I'd buy that for a dollar!"
 
Robocobissa ainakin oli, varmaan monessa muussakin...
 
EDIT: Pistetään nyt tämmönen, jonka hiljattain yhdestä paskaleffasta bongasin:
 
- C'mon, Sweetie, where's your sense of humor?
- Like you, I was never given one.

- C'mon, Sweetie, where's your sense of humor?
- Like you, I was never given one.
 
Joo, arvelinkin ettei tätä kukaan tunnista. Tämä oli sellaisesta scifijöötistä kuin Supernova; Sweetie oli siis sen avaruusaluksen tietokone...
 
Kysykää joku jotain muuta.

Let out some steam Bennet.

Let out some steam Bennet.
 
Commando tietenkin!
 
- Thank you, your honor. With God's help I'll conquer this terrible affliction.

Thank you, your honor. With God's help I'll conquer this terrible affliction
 
Trainspotting
 
He knew the risks, he didn't have to be there. It rains... you get wet.

Trainspotting
 
He knew the risks, he didn't have to be there. It rains... you get wet.
 
Heat (en tiiä miten on suomennettu)
 
Get down! (ket tauuunnnnn!)

Get down! (ket tauuunnnnn!)
 
Joku Arskan leffa. Ainakin Terminator kakkosessa lausutaan nämä sanat. Todennäköisesti jossain muissakin.
 
"What are you doing?"
"Trying to save your ass so you can save the world."

"What are you doing?"
"Trying to save your ass so you can save the world."
 
Fifth Element
 
Are you trying to get me to fall in love with the dog... and then with you?
 
Arvelinkin että tämä olis vähän vaikeampi. Jospa toinen repliikki vähän helpottaisi:
-Are you crazy?!
-You just killed a transmigrating soul. I mean that could have been Beethoven, Boticelli... Jack Benny.