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Stranger: raptor attack?
You: wtf?
Stranger: you mustn't be my super awesome buddy then
You: maybe not :(
Stranger: oh dang
Stranger: i must seek him
You: sounds interesting
Stranger: tis =D
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E:
 
Stranger: hi
You: how's it going
Stranger: and u?
You: great
Stranger: from?
You: Do you know that Ernesti looks like David Gilmour ( the guitarist of Pink Floyd)???
You: it's very interestin
Stranger: no
You: oh that's sad
Stranger: click Disconnect please
You have disconnected.
 
E2:
 
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
Stranger: asl..??
You: 19, fmle, Sweden
You: u?
You: ;)
Stranger: 19 male indo
You: cool
Stranger: what's ur name..??
Stranger: ouw thanks
Stranger: :)
You: Linda
Stranger: my name's gunawan
Stranger: nice to meet u linda
Stranger: :)
You: pleasure to meet u too :)
Stranger: do you have msn..??
You: yeah
Stranger: what's ur email..??
You: ((laitoin onlinessa olevan kaverin mesen))
You: yours? :)
Stranger: ((sen jätkän mese))
Stranger: :)
Stranger: i already add u
Stranger: hehehe
You: great
Stranger: hmm
Stranger: how about facebook do you have facebook..??
You: nope :/
Stranger: ouw
Stranger: ok
You: sry gotta go, let's chat sometime later ok? ;)
Stranger: ok
You: bye
You: :9
Stranger: see u
Stranger: bye
Stranger: :)
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Tuli paha mieli tyypin nolaamisesta, poistin.

Stranger: im a horny male from 19, just tell me if you're horny as well and you want to cyber
You: what is cyber?
Stranger: sex threw the internet
You: you can do it here?
You: how?
Stranger: sure
Stranger: well
Stranger: ill say
Stranger: some hot things and you say some hot things
Stranger: and we both play with ourselves
You: ok...i'm not sure i understand
You: kettle
You: stove
You: ?
Stranger: ?
You: hot things
You: tea?
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M4ss3 m/: Joo tuplat mutta vanhaa editoitu jo ihan tarpeeksi..
 

 
Huomaa kolmeksi viimeisin rivi, "okei", busted? :D
 
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Stranger: wild ABRA appears!
You: Omg
You: Pikachu I send you, go you asshole!
You: Pikachu uses Thunderbolt
Stranger: wild ABRA is paralyzed and cannot move!
You: Got away safely!
 
Haha, oliko jollekin muullekin tämä ABRA-miesss tullut?
 
Stranger: Wild ABRA appeared!
You: that's cool
Stranger: ABRA used TELEPORT!
 
Que? Tuli minuakkin moikkaamaan.

Stranger: im gay
You: good for you
Stranger: lol
You: there's no sense going out half-cocked
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Sipilä: Stranger: Wild ABRA appeared!
You: that's cool
Stranger: ABRA used TELEPORT!
 
Que? Tuli minuakkin moikkaamaan.
 
4chanin hassutteluja.

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Stranger: hello stranger
You: Hi there, stranger.
Stranger: how's tricks
You: I know only few cardtricks...
You: Oh wait, I know one with a rope also.
 
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Stranger: hey
You: hi
You: what's up?
Stranger: rubbing my clit
You: nice
You: getting there yet?
Stranger: oh yea
You: feeling good already?
Stranger: mhmm
You: where are you at?
Stranger: climaxing
You: keep up the good work
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Stranger: 你好!會講中文么?
You: nope
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Minulla oli kerran kiintoisa keskustelu erään kiinalaisen kanssa. Hän kertoi miten kyllästynyt on valtion toimintaan, sensuuriin ynnä muuhun. Kiinan valtio estää pääsyn esimerkiksi facebookiin ja youtubeen. Puheltiin vähän miten Kiinan hallitukseen pitäisi saada hieman nuorta ja vapaamielisempää sukupolvea.
 
Vaihdeltiin mailiosoitteet ja kirjoiteltiin pari kertaa toisillemme, mutta sitten hänestä ei enää kuulunut mitään. Harmi sinänsä, oli kiva jutella miehen kanssa.
 
Kaikenlaista muutakin on tullut omeglessa vastaan, pitäisi vaihteeksi taas käydä jutustelemassa siellä.

Hevitytteli: Vaihdeltiin mailiosoitteet ja kirjoiteltiin pari kertaa toisillemme, mutta sitten hänestä ei enää kuulunut mitään. Harmi sinänsä, oli kiva jutella miehen kanssa.
 
Joutunu varmaan kiven sisään toisinajattelusta.

Dream_eater: Joutunu varmaan kiven sisään toisinajattelusta.
 
Hyh olisipa karmeaa jos niin olisi käynyt. Hän vielä innoissaan viimeisimmässä mailissaan seposti jotakin ja sanoi että kirjoittaa huomenna loppuun kun hän menee nyt nukkumaan, mutta eipä sitten kirjoittanutkaan.

Hevitytteli: Hyh olisipa karmeaa jos niin olisi käynyt. Hän vielä innoissaan viimeisimmässä mailissaan seposti jotakin ja sanoi että kirjoittaa huomenna loppuun kun hän menee nyt nukkumaan, mutta eipä sitten kirjoittanutkaan.
 
Siellä sunkin ikkunan takana väijyy varmasti nyt pari pientä kiinalaista.

Karhuherra: Siellä sunkin ikkunan takana väijyy varmasti nyt pari pientä kiinalaista.
 
Apua nytkö ne jo on tullut minuakin hakemaan?! :O

You: hi
Stranger: hi
You: Jorma?
Stranger: no
You: oh damn
You: Patrick?
Stranger: no
You: Peter?
Stranger: no
You: Lisa?
Stranger: no
You: Jane?
Stranger: no
You: James?
Stranger: im a guy
Stranger: no
You: Guy?
Stranger: no
You: Gay?
Stranger: u might be
You: im not
You: Jack?
Stranger: nope
You: who the fuck are you then?
Stranger: John
You: okay
You: so john...
You: why did you kill em
You: ?
Stranger: they did not provide me with adequate information
You: but why???
You: WHY??
Stranger: uhh
You: im gonna call the cops
You: IM GONNA CALL THE COPS NOW JOHN
Stranger: im gonna call the ghostbusters
You: oh fuck
You: i knew you had something clever in mind
You: so..
You: what now
Stranger: we pretend this never happened

Stranger: Is this where our society has come to? Faceless, anonymous relationships which last no more than two minutes tops?
You: yes it is
You: sad huh?
Stranger: yep
You: are you a politician
Stranger: fuck, I just depressed myself
Stranger: nope
Stranger: but I might be
You: fuck, you just depressed me
Stranger: lol
Stranger: at least we are depressed together
You: yes
Stranger: RAINBOWS
You: were?
Stranger: were? wear? we're?
You: were?
You: where?
Stranger: oh
Stranger: everywhere?
You: no
You: rainbows arent everywhere
Stranger: why not?
Stranger: can't you see the wonder in everything that surrounds you?
You: no
You: i cant
Stranger: you are using a computer right?
You: yes
Stranger: do you know how it works?
Stranger: like, how it really works
You: nope
Stranger: it is fucking insane
You: oh
You: tell me more
Stranger: for instance, everything is made from logical circuits
Stranger: like if 1 AND 1 then 1
You: yes
Stranger: or if 1 or 0 then 0
Stranger: and that it functions
You: yes
Stranger: fucking crazy man
Stranger: just crazy
Stranger: i'ma going to go do more shrooms
Stranger: back laters
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: f?
You: m
You: no sex
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
 
Heh heh.

Luentorölö. Liikaa Futuramaa krapulassa viikonloppuna.
 
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hello Earthling.
Stranger: Hello there
Stranger: Where are you from, non-earthling?
You: I'm from planet Omicron Persei 8. And which pathetic human country are you from?
Stranger: You presume I'm from earth.
You: I need to know your territory so I can RULE YOU.
Stranger: We come in peace, inhabitant of Omicron Persei 8.
Stranger: Don't make us blow you to pieces.
You: I demand to know if your puny country happens to have any of those nuclear weapons I've so much heard of.
Stranger: It does.
You: I need to take those into my custody.
Stranger: And..?
You: My purpose here is to destroy the Earths Moon.
Stranger: And why do you want to do that?
You: I hope you are not one of those moon-lovers aren't you?
Stranger: I am.
You: What!? I thought everyone on Earth hates the Moon?
Stranger: Nope. I love the Moon. So much that some people call me a lunatic :|
You: But doesn't it annoy you? Even a little bit, puny human?
Stranger: Nope. Not even a little bit.
You: Then I must DESTROY you.
Stranger: Let's see you try >:|
You: If you won't hand me over those nukes I'll have to take over the Earth. And as my first act as the Worlds leader I will destroy the MOON MUAHAHAHAHAH!
Stranger: No you wont.
Stranger: You're just a bored teenager sitting behind a keyboard.
You: I know the weak spot of your pathetic human bodies. And my specie is not afraid to exploit that weakness!
Stranger: And what is that weakness?
You: Your weak spot is your hearing organs.
You: I shall rule your race with your own most superior weapon - ABBA! MUAHAHAHA.
Stranger: lol
Stranger: good luck
Stranger: you'll win, i'm sure
You: Say goodbye to your beloved Moon, Earthling.
You: And as my race says: "Komodo pihevi roeloeloeloe".
Stranger: Lol what?
You: It's a saying in Omicron Persei 8. Those who are worthy will understand. I don't expect your puny race to handle such knowledge.
Stranger: Lol
Stranger: I see
 
EDIT: ja eisssääääh jonkun intialaisen teinipojan kanssa keskustelin elokuvista ja se kysyi tykkäänkö Bollywoodista ja syttyi heti kun pastesin noin tiukkaa settiä:
 
Stranger: then which indian do u like?
You: I think they're great. http://www.grapheine.com/bombaytv/m … ee9c48f237ab7c37d59579ac25b536.html
You: Just dunno their names. Maybe you know them?
Stranger: that was nice but ihadnt seeen that actor
You: Oh.
You: He kinda looks like Ron Jeremy.
Stranger: hey ur asl?

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hello
Stranger: hey are u a girl
You: POOP
Stranger: wtf nigger
You: wasap dog
Stranger: bitch i aint black!! white power in the usa
You: Actually
You: i am white
You: and guy
You: muhaha
Stranger: i am in the kkk
You: ?
Stranger: i kill blacks for fun
You: oh
You: what a nice hobby u got
Stranger: yeah
You: are you satanist?
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Stranger: Lisa?
You: John?
Stranger: We need to talk.
You: What is it?
Stranger: I know about the murders, Lisa.
You: Oh shi... Is that you John?
You: Because I have something to confess...
Stranger: What is it?
You: Remember when we had unprotected sex? Well... I have aids
Stranger: NO!
You: Yep, had it since I was raped by savage negro beasts at the tender age of 8
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En edes muistanut, miten hauska tää systeemi on.

^No ei siltä näytä jos joka juttu on joku rasittava murhakeskustelu.
 
Mutta uskaltaisinkohan kokeilla tuota nyt pitkästä aikaa, hmm..