bedlam 06.04.2005 10:07:31 | |
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Kornin Head on kommentoinut Maynardin uskoontulemista "This is a beautiful, beautiful outpouring of the Holy Spirit" Hoho. http://www.mikseri.net/kiasma |
Rattata 06.04.2005 11:07:36 | |
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MTV:kin uutisoi tästä mutta silti lähteenä on edelleenkin vain samat viestit Toolin nettisivulla. Sen sijaan mainitsemisen arvoista on, että itse Kornin Head on kommentoinut Maynardin uskoontulemista "This is a beautiful, beautiful outpouring of the Holy Spirit" Ohhoh...voisko tämä sittenkin pitää paikkansa?? Vai hä...mä oon ihan ulalla. Kurkut silmille. |
paranoid android 06.04.2005 13:02:09 | |
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Ei kai tätä nyt kukaan voi ottaa tosissaan! |
GhostOfTheSun 06.04.2005 15:30:20 | |
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Ei kai tätä nyt kukaan voi ottaa tosissaan! Niinpä... Tekisi mieleni melkein luvata, että syön hatullisen ***kaa Senaatintorilla kutsuen kaikki Mnetin kirjoittajat paikalle tapausta seuraamaan, jos tämä "uutinen" pitää paikkansa. Mutta toisaalta... Niin, enpä lupaa, mutta enpä uskokaan "Se, että olet vainoharhainen, ei tarkoita etteivät ne olisi perässäsi." |
Purhonen 06.04.2005 21:11:20 | |
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Itse asiassa MTV uutisoi asiasta seuraavasti: Has Maynard James Keenan, the frontman of both the dark, heavy-metal art band Tool and the somewhat lighter A Perfect Circle, found Jesus and been born again? Well ... Recent postings on two Tool Web sites — one of them purportedly by Keenan himself — contend that the singer has found religion and has left Tool. Could this really be? On Tuesday afternoon (April 5), MTV News' Kurt Loder e-mailed Keenan for confirmation, and this is what he e-mailed back: "I did, in fact, find Jesus. More news to follow. God bless ya." Keenan's letter to fan site toolshed.down.net explains that "some recent events have led me to the rediscovery of Jesus" and that "Tool will need to take the back seat." A posting on Tool's Web site alludes to Maynard's newfound Christianity as well, but who wrote the post is unclear. It reads, "I went to the studio to give Maynard a bottle of wine ... and not only wasn't Maynard there, but ... I was told Maynard has indeed 'found Jesus' and that, for this reason, he's abandoned the project for the time being, if not entirely." But given their timing (one dated March 31, the other April 1), both posts were dismissed as April Fools' pranks, leaving fans wondering whether Keenan and the rest of Tool were just having a little fun with everyone. The band's management could not be reached for comment or confirmation on the matter. Keenan would be the second rocker in as many months to profess a renewed interest in religion. In late February, Korn's management formally announced that guitarist Brian "Head" Welch was leaving his band to rededicate his life to Christianity (see "Brian 'Head' Welch Talks God To 10,000 In California Church"). Whether Keenan — the man responsible for songs like "Prison Sex" and "Jerk-Off" and who for a time carried business cards with the name "Jesus H. Christ" printed on them — will become the second rocker to turn his back on a high-profile, highly successful band to follow a more spiritual path remains something of a question mark for the time being. But at least one person expressed glee over Keenan's apparent decision: Head. "This is a beautiful, beautiful outpouring of the Holy Spirit," Welch wrote in an e-mail to MTV News. — Chris Harris Eikä tuo(kaan) nyt mitään välttämättä vielä tarkoita. Vaan saas nyt nähdä. :) I believe that God left certain drugs growing naturally upon our planet to help speed up and facilitate our evolution. |
Kanjonit 06.04.2005 21:19:24 | |
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Itse asiassa MTV uutisoi asiasta seuraavasti: Has Maynard James Keenan, the frontman of... Juttuhan vaan paisuu. Tuosta uutisoinnista jäi lähinnä sellainen tunne, että Maynard tulee jonain päivänä paljastamaan jonkin hassun kaksoismerkityksen sanonnalle "found jesus". Jään mielenkiinnolla odottamaan jatkoa... Silhuetti"Jaa jaa, sitä ollaan retardismiehiä." |
hjukke 06.04.2005 23:21:55 | |
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Riippuu siitä kuka se on. Veistääkö tämä Maynard kebabia Sörnäisissä vai miksi en ole hänestä tietoinen? Pitäiskö sun mennä veistämään? :) Ei vaan, kuuntele vähemmän itämetallia niin tiedät ;) "Kunnon pauketta persvakoineen." -Errorist |
orionstar 07.04.2005 00:52:39 | |
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musta tuntuu, että TOOL levy alkaa olla purkissa ja promootio käynnistynyt... Caught under wheels' roll... |
kyuss 07.04.2005 08:26:16 | |
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Tempura 07.04.2005 08:49:30 | |
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Hehheh. |
bedlam 07.04.2005 09:23:53 | |
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musta tuntuu, että TOOL levy alkaa olla purkissa ja promootio käynnistynyt... Näinpä, helpostipa bändi sai itsensä taas valokeilaan. Tulisi nyt prkl jo se levy. http://www.mikseri.net/kiasma |
parinc. 07.04.2005 10:14:24 | |
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Vähän pettynyt olen, kun jättivät tämän paraatin näin lyhytikäiseksi. Kuvittelin jo mielessäni vähintään 10 vuotta kestävää Andy Kaufman -henkistä vedätystä... |
Exhausted 07.04.2005 12:34:45 | |
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hähhäh kaikille jotka uskoivat, aina mtv:tä myöten :P :D |
Prome 07.04.2005 13:27:13 | |
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hähhäh kaikille jotka uskoivat, aina mtv:tä myöten :P :D Näinpä. Herkkäuskoiset hölmöt. |
paranoid android 07.04.2005 17:55:18 (muokattu 07.04.2005 17:55:45) | |
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QUOTE from the tool website 07 Apr 05 "Christians, huh? So forgive me." - Bill Hicks Good news, April fools fans. The writing and recording is back under way. When approached for comment on his recent encounter with the Son of God, Maynard said, "That guy's a punk!" As it turns out, Maynard was out "location scouting" near the Fourth Street bridge in downtown Los Angeles when he "found Jesus." "Turns out he was here the whole time, and not that difficult to find if you know where to look," Maynard reported. Apparently Jesus offered him the position of campaign manager for his new line of "Holier Than Thou" sparkling holy water, which Maynard of course accepted. What wasn't obvious was that this guy is a total drunk. It's an occupational hazard. Every time our Lord goes to get a glass of water, it transforms into a generic grocery store Merlot. Because the alcoholic is the Son of God and an all-knowing being, he knew of Maynard’s extensive interest in collecting wine. So he went to work trying to get his lips on it. Maynard caught J.C. in his cellar transforming his precious wine collection into urine, then pissing it into the empty "sparkling holy water" bottles for the eventual sale to all those people who bought, read, and embraced "The Celestine Prophesy." Tragic. "Truth be told," Maynard confessed, "I wasn't feeling top notch when I found him. The evening prior to the day in question I had over-indulged in a series of bad Molotov shrimp cocktails with a side of Makers Mark and twin strippers. So after an entire night of G.I. Blowouts, hot/cold sweats, and blurred vision, it's very possible that the guy I met wasn't even Jesus at all. For all I know, it was Willem Dafoe." BMB
että sillein. |
James Mc Brown 07.04.2005 18:24:42 | |
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kyllähän tässä vahva lachrymologian maku on ollut alusta alkaen... Sometimes I think that the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewere in the universe is that none of has tried to contact us. |
parinc. 08.04.2005 15:03:28 | |
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"in a final e-mail to MTV News, he said: "I was actually quite surprised people bought it. Especially considering most of the subject matter of my work. 'Judith,' for example. I guess when I said 'f--- your god,' I didn't mean the actual God. Just the god of sheep who lack a sense of humor." |
juuso a 08.04.2005 16:31:15 | |
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Tämä oiskin ollut jo ihan liikaa... Tuo Kornin kitaristin hourahtaminen oli jo turhan kova uutinen. Ja sitä ennenhän oli Spock's Beardin laulaja. Ja vielä johonkin kristinuskoon.. No HUHUH. Elämä on kivaa, jippii!!! |
Purhonen 08.04.2005 18:42:29 (muokattu 08.04.2005 18:43:41) | |
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Muuten, täysin asiaan kuulumaton juttu mutta sanon sen silti: http://www.sdlmovie.com Eli kyseessä on elokuva nimeltään Sleeping Dogs Lie, jossa näyttelee muun muuassa Brad Wilk ja Maynard James Keenan. Onko kukaan vielä nähnyt tuota elokuvaa? I believe that God left certain drugs growing naturally upon our planet to help speed up and facilitate our evolution. |
Mijau 11.04.2005 12:08:27 | |
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Kuka seuraavaksi löytää Jeesuksen? Dani Filth? Kerry King? *kurnau* |